What would you guys do here??

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  1. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    So I saw this Target Commercial the other day and I laughed at the dudes reaction and response.

    Then I started wondering what would the "greats" of OT's Vag have said and done after the girl said "I didn't know we were their yet.."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy7LyV0AgEI


    GO!
     
  2. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    (say loudly so the entire restaurant can hear)

    "What? I give these to all the women I'm having anal sex with."


    That guy totally miscalibrated the seriousness of their relationship. Poor guy. He's prolly all "hey mom i met the woman I'm gonna marry!" and she's prolly all "yeah, I'm fucking a 4th guy, now"
     
  3. outlaws

    outlaws C.R.E.A.M.

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    story of my life
     
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    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    I'd leave group and port back to Dalaran.
     
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    :bowrofl: LF port to stormwind!
     
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    themolsen New Member

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    :rofl: but .
     
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    Depends on the context of the relationship.

    At the point where I'd give that kind of gift I'd have verbal, physical, and friend conformation that it is worth it.

    In some parallel universe where I am totaly socialy inept yet still am able to act as I do now..."Oh, sorry, (takes it back), so you'll be taking your half of the check tonight too, right?"
     
  8. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    For those of us at work....what gift did he give her? Lol.
     
  9. Silmatharien

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    a pretty neck ornament
     
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    Id be like its ok you dont have to spend anything on me, just give me tons of head until i feel were even...which will be never
     
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    :hs: I feel bad for the guy. We've all been there. Three years ago I would have done the same thing.

    Now, I would just say "Oh, I'll just hang onto it then" then take it back.
     
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    I first watched that with my bf. My response was "What an ugly necklace." Then it was "Aww poor guy. That's so mean." :wtc:
     
  13. outlaws

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    a white pearl necklace :naughty:
     
  14. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    :rofl:
    Thats exactly what my wife said when she saw it!
     
  15. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    lol, he wishes
     
  16. giz

    giz Active Member

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    you'd embarrass her and make an ass of yourself? :hsugh::rofl:

    I would say something like "that's alright, I didn't even know what it was because I bought it pre-wrapped" or "ah well good thing I didn't go with the ring"
     
  17. Falconer

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    I wasn't serious :rofl:

    Or you could say "we're not 'there.' It's a breakup gift."
     
  18. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    shit, wrong gift. That's for the other girl I'm dating.
     
  19. Falconer

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    :rofl:
     
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    Baited Fur Ballin OT Supporter

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    i only bought jewelry for one girl and it wasn't until her birthday which was ~8 months after we started dating

    but only one girl because this is the longest relationship i've had lol


    so...i wouldn't be in that position
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    "That's because we're not there yet; I made the hotel reservation for AFTER we eat dinner. But if you can't wait to jump my bones for giving you this I suppose we could find a bathroom...."
     
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    winner, but what do you say after that :rofl:
     
  24. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    does it really matter ?
     
  25. Falconer

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    implying she's a gold digger :bowrofl:
     

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