Discussion in 'On Topic' started by TL1000RSquid, Nov 29, 2006.
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Pee on it. That was the first thing that came to mind.
I definately wouldnt worry about taking pictures
Shoot in the mouth.
.............as much as I would like to see it live, I'm not gonna risk my life.
in its mouth and then laugh at it.
close my eyes, to make it go away.
Then hope it's dead. Bears can climb trees, so you're not safe.
Grip, clear, punch, press. Rinse and repeat until slidelock.
kick it in the face?
hope that 5 357 at point blank to the face is enough
Best answer! Bukkake Bear, drink my love!
Hope I'm carrying more than my P99 or p3at.
sit down and sing it a lullabye followed by kumbiya. maybe sprinkle flower petals on it because it's just a victim of society and defending yourself is a crime.
I sure as hell wouldn't be climbing any trees
I think I'd have to shoot it. Sorry bearah.
awww berrah awww...
Piss down my leg, hoping it would run into the bears eyes so it would then become disoriented and I could make a run for it.
Step on his fingers.
That's actually a pretty damn good idea. I'm kinda suprised no one else thought of it.
after throughly deficating and urinating myself, i think i'd have to wait it out, or start throwing things at it. but i'd start by climbing up further in that tree.
There isn't much to throw at it, you're in a tree. Small branches maybe, but that wont deter a bear of that size.
Since I'm in kalifornistan I probably wouldn't have a gun on me and that thing would eat me alive.
Then why are you in a tree hunting?
soil my pants
since its kalifornistan, he's not in it hunting. he's chained to it as an act of protest against deforestation.