Ok, I am bored at work and nobody is talking, so I thought this would be interesting to do. In this thread, at various times, I'm going to post hypothetical scenarios and see how you guys would react to them just for shits and giggles. Maybe it'll spark some discussion and/or be funny. I'll post a scenario for the guys and the girls here can come and in and say how they'd react to what you guys say. Might be fun. Might be a huge fucking failure of a thread. Who knows? But I am bored. Anyways... scenario 1: You're 19 years old and the middle child in a roman-catholic, italian, family of seven. You have brown hair and green eyes, and so does the rest of your family, and your youngest sister has curly hair. you're wearing jeans and a black Tshirt with a logo of some sort on the front. You're kind of attractive, but not some kind of supermodel. the most attractive member of your family is your oldest sister, who as it turns out may be only a half sister of yours biologically. Years ago, your mother was raped by a mailman and has been going through years of therapy for it. your father and she had been having sex, and they're pretty sure that your father is also your older sister's father, but the timeline would match up pretty good for the mailman to have been the father. at anyrate, times are hard, paying for your mother's therapy and various sextoys and all, so you take the helm as a pizza delivery man for the family business. you're delivering a pizza to a customer and when you get there you realize the customer is totally naked and totally hot. she had just been fucked by three guys before you got there, all of whom were wearing condoms, so everything seems kosher. now the lady says to you that you've got some nice pecs, nice delts, and a sweet sweet ass and she'd like to ride that shit, but she actually just wants a pizza. so you drop off the pizza and get the money. you leave the home, and hear a gunshot go off. the lady was just shot, and 3 of the men run out wearing skimasks. you dial 911 and tell the police what just happened. when you get home your mother asks you to take out the trash. you do so. and when you're outside you are offered crack cocaine by a hooker. you turn it down, but you smoke some weed later with the hooker that night in a dark alley. in the alley a man in a trenchcoat appears and tells you that you've been living in a false reality and in reality, the human race is enslaved to cyborg pandabears on the planet Garflax 9. if you swallow the red pill you will have an acid trip and die unless you drink enough water. if you swallow the blue pill you will wake up in the real world. if you take none of the pills, the man will have to kill you because you know too much. what would you do?