What would it take for you to have gay sex (if you're a straight guy)?

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  1. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    Have we ever discussed this down here? I know there's a lot of talk about gay sex and shit, but I'm curious.

    I know we all like to get up on our high horses and say "I'd NEVER EVER EVER EVER have gay sex with someone," but you know what? I think for 98% of us that's complete and total bullshit. I think that given the right opportunities we'd all have gay sex. I just think that some of us have way higher standards than others.

    So, I'm curious, if you are being honest with yourself here, what would it take for you to have gay sex?

    For me it would be extreme unhappiness heterosexually coupled with the idea of not being able to make it with a girl OR the guy who was enticing me to have gay sex would have to be a fucking bombshell.


    ...The ones who deny it the most, would be the FIRST to have gay sex given the right circumstances.

    Whether you say you'd never have gay sex or not, doesn't change the fact that under a certain set of circumstances your ass would have gay sex.

    It's like everything else. Everybody has a breaking point with everything. What the breaking point is, is different for everybody. But you can bet your ass it's there. Knowing your boundaries and your limits makes you more prepared to deal with the unexpected.
     
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    I'm having trouble thinking of a circumstance where I'd want homosexual sex. I don't find myself attracted to men and I have no interest in anal sex, having turned it down more than once when my gf offered.

    :dunno:
     
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  4. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    When the moment comes, and you are staring down at some man and realizing that your current relationship is shit, I highly doubt you'll be like "scuse me, I gotta go do something", run out and call your gf, break up with her, and then come back and just be like "Ok, let's rolllll".
     
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    You do know that thier is a difference between reality and low quality gay porn
     
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    I'm not attracted to men either, although I can find some men attractive, what would it take? I guess desire lol, however, I do not have any...
     
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    Guys, it's a parody thread.
     
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    probably after bagging so many girls to the point of pua perfection that i'd need a whole new sexual challenge.
     
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    I think you're just gay.
    I'd never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER. (that's more evers than OP) have gay sex with another man.
    Unless I was offered a large sum of money. Or a fantastically beastly computer rig.

    edit:
    In that case, I might.
     
  13. willdawg69

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    10 million dollars and I would.
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    failed parody thread here, nice work ware.


    But for me, it would be monetary compensation. Lots and lots of money, or other valuable items like ferraris and big houses. I wont lie, if someone offered me 1 million dollars, fuck me in the ass..........litterally.
     
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    I would bend over for a gay man any day. Does that make me queer? :run: :noes:
     
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  20. BradUF

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    When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
     
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  22. ware_ru

    ware_ru I know, I know, I'm amazing

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    :rofl: i didn't notice at first. i am a genius
     
  23. netkilla

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    im not attracted to men so it have to be some worthwhile money
     
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    If it was a really hot shemale maybe lololol...
     
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    jk. i would never do it willingly
     

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