GUN What weapons would you carry on yourself if you lived in Britain or Australia

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  1. 7lvis

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    No knives or guns allowed to be carried.

    1. Pencils and pens
    2. Maglites for your night time walk whether or not you have to. The reason is in case you have to walk around at night.
    3. Old shitty $20 heavy as fuck laptop that doesnt work.

    4. You could carry a tennis racquet or squash racquet if you can BS that you plan to play on that particular day. Even if you dont end up playing just say you changed your mind. THis is on the unlikley occasion police stop you on the way there and back.

    etc etc.

    Please add.

    THis is purely for down the street or on public transport.

    In cars and houses and yards you can get away with so much more and are unlikely to be searched.
     
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    toothbrush or a bottle of good beer, than everyone would avoid me.

    ZING!
     
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    I felt naked walking around the streets of London this summer...no knife, nothing. It was disconcerting.
     
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    unbreakable umbrella
     
  11. H.P.

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    you can't carry a knife? what the gay?
     
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  14. 7lvis

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    pens and pencils you can sharpen and openly carry without having to conceal or draw.
     
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    Im an emo who is against violence and stuff. I wear spiked rings because they are cool and retro.
     
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    They'd take your hands away then, plus it teaches using anything can get your hands on like weapons so it is probably banned too.

    It sounds like a pretty sweet combat form though, I wonder if any places in tallahassee teach it?
     
  20. 7lvis

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    Even if you train krav maga. Add a pen to your hand and the power is increased.
     
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    None that I've been able to find, there's quite a few places in Jacksonville. I've never had a krav maga class that advocated picking up random objects to use as weapons. It makes more sense to train with what you know you'll have, and focus on disarming the bad guy.

    As for the pen, I would think a closed fist is much more effective than trying to stab someone with an object that is not likely to inflict much damage and probably break, leaking plastic in your hand.
     
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    I'd carry what I carry everyday here in London. A 4ft long golf umbrella with a solid steel core, English Oak handle, and a 3" snub-nosed steel tip.

    It's not perfect, but that plus the fact that I'm a big guy (which makes me stand out in this country) makes most people get out of my way when I'm walking down the sidewalk. Hell, they seem to get out of my way everywhere I go. When my friends go with me anywhere they say it takes them a good 5-10 minutes less to get there because people just move when I'm around.

    It's kinda fun.
     
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