MIL What we the craziest thing you had to do in the military?

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  1. shawshank

    shawshank New Member

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    I was wondering what the craziest thing people had to do in basic training, marines, army or navy. Anyone have any stories?
     
  2. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    i heard in the navy you have to suck dick.
     
  3. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Are you reffering to me? :dunno:
     
  4. the raging enigma

    the raging enigma If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidenc

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    not necessarily crazy but i have had to do a lot of dumb things in training such as cutting the grass with a pair of small scissors
     
  5. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    in SERE we killed and ate a homeless man




    you do what you have to do to stay alive
     
  6. Pusan

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    In bootcamp I shot my DI
     
  7. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    in SEAL training we juggled beach balls on our noses ... :hsugh:
     
  8. JayC71

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    In AF basic we learned to flap our arms really fast.
     
  9. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I spread my ass cheeks and let another guy check me out.

    Three times.

    And the last time, I let him stick his finger up my ass. :naughty:
     
  10. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    :rimshot:
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    strangely, this was not edited by another mod.
     
  12. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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  13. PlutoBHG

    PlutoBHG New Member

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    i painted out a space about the size of a large bedroom without any ventilation and my respirator didnt work too well :dunno:

    came out high as fuck with snow white nostrils and the entire rest of my body
     
  14. Mint Berry Crunch

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    When I was in basic we got in some serious trouble (for what I don't remember) and the Drill Sergeant's made our platoon move every single thing from our bay, to the formation area outside the barracks. Then we had so set everything up dress-right-dress. They finally told us to stop when someone fucked up their shoulder moving a bunk bed down the stairwell. So then we had to move everything back inside. Fun day...
     
  15. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    It's all true.

    Each time I enlisted, I spread my cheeks for the doc. The last time I was over 40 so I got some extra special attention. :ughd:

    He said my prostate was nicely shaped and very firm. :wiggle:
     
  16. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    When I had my prostate exam for CCT the doctor asked me "lube or no lube?". How am I suppose to respond to that? If I said no lube I sound like a perverted freak, and if I responded lube I sound like I take it up the ass regularly. I decided to go with the response "Your choice doc, you are the more experienced". :eek3:

    This is the same doctor that watched me hold me breath for almost 2 minutes just to see if I could. The physical required I demonstrate the ability to hold me breath for 60 seconds. I was starting to believe it was the longest minute in history and finally exhaled. He laughed and said "you passed a minute a long time ago I just wanted to see how long you could sit there". Damn that doctor and his sense of humor.
     
  17. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Bunk Drills. Don't think you are the only one to do this.
     
  18. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    How goes the Warrant training? :wavey:
     
  19. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I bet after that exam your prostate wasn't the only thing that was firm.
     
  20. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    :werd:

    I firmly resolved to never go through MEPS again. :x:
     
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    bah, im thinkin about heading down there and asking for an exam now :naughty: and if they refuse, right down the street is hooker row, could always get one of them to haha :noes:
     
  22. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    no one has challenged my post so i guess it's true
     
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    :clap: no we just trip and fall over and a penis ends up in our mouth and at the same moment we think of something cool so we smile and give a thumbs up :bigthumb:
     
  24. egxflash

    egxflash Riding on the Midship Express

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    set up the meat grinder!
     
  25. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Done with that, I am Mr. Bracken now. Just waiting SERE-C and flight school.
     

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