MMA WHAT THE FUCK (NON MMA RANT)

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  1. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    Why the fuck does CHAN THE TOE NIBBLER insist on fucking trying to talk to me?!?!?

    He just came to my cube for a 20 min conversation that included him FUCKING INVITING ME TO LIVE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :squint::squint::squint::squint::squint:

    This guy doesn't take a hint.

    You try to nibble on my feet and I don't want to talk to you. Its as simple as that.

    I act like a dick when hes here, ignoring him, texting on my phone, WORKING ON FUCKING SPREADSHEETS, but he sticks around to talk. And he wants a ride in my car. NOT HAPPENING.

    God damn its awkward.

    :hs:
     
  2. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    how do you know he nibbles toes?
     
  3. Optamix

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    He got me TRASHED and tried.

    I got the fuck out and drove home with a BAC floating somewhere around 1.9 or so :squint:

    I feared for my toes life.
     
  4. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Do you have a direct line?

    Call if from your cell phone and pretend to talk on it for awhile.

    Thats what I do all day long when people are annoying me.
     
  5. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Whats his email address I want to send him your Halloween picture.
     
  6. Optamix

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    That night he kept asking me if I was bi because I had a threesome.

    I kept pointing out that I was nailing two GIRLS.

    You are a god damn genius son.
     
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    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    :h5:

    Now come nibble my toes as a thank you!
     
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    What the fuck.

    He just walked back over here asking if I wanted to borrow xbox games

    :noes::noes:

    He is the most socially awkward person I've met in a long long time.
     
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    negative.

    :squint:
     
  10. Be a even bigger jerk.

    Either that or talk to your superior about it.
     
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    Would rather not bring my boss in because it happened outside of work.

    I am pretty much being a jerk. Being short with him and acting like he is wasting my time. I will just have to be blunt soon.
     
  12. yeah be more of one.

    Or just bore him to death. Whenever he starts talking about stuff just drone on about MMA. Never listen to what he has to say and just talk over anything he says.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Lunch time, I will see if he is stalking by my car.
     
  14. "Mr. Tim you should really see my new apartment..."

    "But I don't really know who would be a good challenge for Anderson Silva. He's so dominant and he has no apparent weaknesses."
     
  15. :werd:

    quit acting sexy just for attention
     
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    :squint:


    Next time he comes over here I'm just going to be blunt and say "leave the fuck alone".
     
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    do it. you won't. you're scared.
     
  18. Optamix

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    hahahah


    I sucked at typing.
     
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    Even your car is going to attract him now. Dont you have some of your WOW figures at your desk that you painted? If so, that cant help the situation.
     
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    He originally came to ask me about the car :o Then segwayed into wanting a roommate and offering it to me.

    And yes I do have my WARHAMMER figures at my desk, but not out. They are just being stored here.
     
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    ohhh OHHHHHH is this the guy that you got drunk with and he made a pass at you while ago !????
     
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    :bowdown::rofl:
     
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    Made a pass is putting it to lightly.

    HE TRIED TO CHEW ON MY TOES. :squint:

    Like straight up asked me if he could nibble them. And tried!!!

    I'm fucking drunk crawling away and hes steady trying to get his teeth on them.

    And I was plastered. I mean fucking twisted. And it was stay there, or drive home.

    Windows down, AC on blast, one eye open and go SLOW.
     
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    why soon, why would you want another awkward situation ? Just tell him RIGHT NOW. DO IT TIMMAH !!!
     
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    :rofl:
     

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