So pretend you're retarded and want to play in the NFL in 2012. You're kinda old and somewhat skinny fat. What position would you specialize in to maximize your chances of making it into the NFL, while minimizing need for height or skill? So primary focus is on combine tests, 40 yard dash, bench press, jumps, etc. Let's pretend that you could meet some of these requirements, but you aren't even going to catch a ball. Obviously special teams, 2nd string. Maybe long snapper? Blocking for punt returns?