MMA What MMA fighter are you?

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  1. Bausk

    Bausk New Member

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    Fedor Emelianenko

    You scored 31% Sprawl n Brawl, 64% Lock n Choke, 70% Ground n Pound, and 16% Lay n Pray!

    You are The Last Russian Emperor... your submissions are excellent and so is you striking, especially your Ground'n'Pound... nobody would like to have you in his guard because he would just die.

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  2. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    Your Score: Mauricio Shogun

    You scored 48% Sprawl n Brawl, 35% Lock n Choke, 66% Ground n Pound, and 20% Lay n Pray!

    You are Shogun and your style is very complete. You can play the striking game as well as the ground game, by pounding or submitting your opponent. And you usually don't lay in your opponents guard to recover, but keep going.
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  3. Ricey McRicerton

    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    Ricardo Arona
    You scored 31% Sprawl n Brawl, 57% Lock n Choke, 62% Ground n Pound, and 37% Lay n Pray!

    The good thing is: You are a successful decision fighter. Your groundgame is very good, you have good submissions and ground control. The bad thing is: Your fights are boring like hell. Although you have the skills so submit or knock somebody out on the ground you prefer to play safe and stay in the guard. [​IMG]
     
  4. GhostRidah

    GhostRidah Call Kenny Loggins because you're in the danger zo

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    You scored 65% Sprawl n Brawl, 28% Lock n Choke, 37% Ground n Pound, and 29% Lay n Pray!

    You are Cro-Cop, the Croation Sensation. Nobody can beat you standing up because your Kickboxing skills are just too good. If anybody tries to take it to the ground you just avoid the takedown as if it was nothing. On the ground your first goal is either to nullify your opponent or stand up again, so you can fully use your advantage in striking.

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  5. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    i got cro cop too. not too exciting
     
  6. Mega-JC: Da Return

    Mega-JC: Da Return Tiger Knee!

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    Your Score: Wanderlei Silva
    You scored 41% Sprawl n Brawl, 35% Lock n Choke, 58% Ground n Pound, and 33% Lay n Pray!

    You are the Axe Murderer, you like to brawl it out or stomp on your opponent's head relentlessly. On the ground you prefer pounding on your opponent over submitting him technically. However, you tend to be defensive on the ground. [​IMG]
     
  7. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    Ricordo Arona :(

    It said I was boring!
     
  8. thatguy

    thatguy New Member

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    Got Randy :cool:
     
  9. DooDoobutter

    DooDoobutter New Member

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    Congratulations, you are the lamest fighter the earth has EVER seen. You even defeated Wanderlei Sila - by hugging him the whole match long.

    Honestly, this test has detected nothing but Lay'n'Pray in your fighting style.

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    :mad:
     
  10. AK-47

    AK-47 Banned

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    i got fedor
     
  11. Bausk

    Bausk New Member

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  12. stealthrapt0r

    stealthrapt0r me lift weights

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    i got him too :mad:
     
  13. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    me too, damn
     
  14. yawgmoth

    yawgmoth nine > ten OT Supporter

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: that's the fucking funniest shit I've ever read
     
  15. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    Nick McCardle New Member

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    Your Score: Fedor Emelianenko

    You scored 34% Sprawl n Brawl, 46% Lock n Choke, 66% Ground n Pound, and 25% Lay n Pray!
     
  17. jmx2323

    jmx2323 OT Supporter

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  18. pepsi

    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    Your Score: Chuck LidellYou scored 48% Sprawl n Brawl, 35% Lock n Choke, 45% Ground n Pound, and 25% Lay n Pray!

    You are Chuck Lidell. Your fights usually don't go to the ground, because your takedown defense is too good and you prefer knocking the opponent out standing. The test has detected no characteristic to stick out more than your striking. [​IMG]
     
  19. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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  20. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    Your Score: Royce Gracie
    You scored 17% Sprawl n Brawl, 53% Lock n Choke, 50% Ground n Pound, and 45% Lay n Pray!

    You seem to be very skilled on the ground, but tend to use the standard gracie strategy... which is waiting in the guard until your opponent is tired and then set him up for a submission.

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    I'm doomed :o :o :o
     
  21. itr452

    itr452 VTEC motherfucker, GOT ANY?

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    The good thing is: You are a successful decision fighter. Your groundgame is very good, you have good submissions and ground control. The bad thing is: Your fights are boring like hell. Although you have the skills so submit or knock somebody out on the ground you prefer to play safe and stay in the guard. [​IMG]
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    You scored higher than 55% on Lay n Pray
     
  22. DrDickAction

    DrDickAction She needs more of ze punishment!

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    Your Score: Ricardo Arona

    You scored 27% Sprawl n Brawl, 75% Lock n Choke, 54% Ground n Pound, and 33% Lay n Pray!

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    The good thing is: You are a successful decision fighter. Your groundgame is very good, you have good submissions and ground control. The bad thing is: Your fights are boring like hell. Although you have the skills so submit or knock somebody out on the ground you prefer to play safe and stay in the guard.


    You scored higher than 30% on Sprawl n Brawl[​IMG][​IMG]You scored higher than 95% on Lock n Choke[​IMG][​IMG]You scored higher than 52% on Ground n Pound[​IMG][​IMG]You scored higher than 55% on Lay n Pray
     
  23. 4bangin

    4bangin Ballet of Violence

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    Genki Sudo
     
  24. Sylva

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    You are The Last Russian Emperor... your submissions are excellent and so is you striking, especially your Ground'n'Pound... nobody would like to have you in his guard because he would just die. [​IMG]
     
  25. Phill A. Peno

    Phill A. Peno It's Filipino, stupid. OTTC, Cycling Crew, WRX Cr OT Supporter

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    <div id="testResultInfo">
    <h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>Takanori Gomi</span></h1>
    <h2>You scored 44% Sprawl n Brawl, 42% Lock n Choke, 41% Ground n Pound, and 37% Lay n Pray!</h2>
    <div id="testResultInfoImg"><img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/168/248/16924928850938181480/mt1128537656.jpg"></div>
    <p>
    You are Japan's King of lightweight fighters, Takanori Gomi. You are very good on your feet and have a good ground game. Nevertheless you tend to be a bit defensive on the ground.


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    </div>

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