MIL What kind of shit is this!?!

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  1. Jaeger

    Jaeger Guest

    An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is shit." An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good shit!" A Navy Seal lies in the mud, 55 lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great shit." A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this shit!" An Air Force officer sits in an easy chair in his air conditioned, carpeted BOQ room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this?"

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  2. Jeg1983

    Jeg1983 OT Supporter

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    My baber told me a varation of that joke last week
     
  3. keleko

    keleko yes, he is

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    teh cable went out? oh noes! we're being invadeded! :run:
     
  4. MumblingJoe169

    MumblingJoe169 New Member

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    :rofl: @ the joke being written by a Marine
     
  5. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    When the AFN went out at work, it was shit. It seemed like it happened every week. We got to know COMM pretty well.
     
  6. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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  7. Insdav3

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    that joke should have been a Marine joke with different sections. The end thing should have been Admin.
     
  8. Jeg1983

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    Well that was not very nice
     
  9. gtcrispy

    gtcrispy New Member

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    Yes actually they don't just jump out of planes. They conduct a High Altitude Low Opening (HALO) jump with their 65lb packs :greddy: then swim 12miles with those packs, then hop into beach assault land craft (LAVs?) and storm the beach. The end result is......the Marines kill all and save the world once again. Thank you Marines :bowdown:
     
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    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
     

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