So I get home from work and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?! Holy crap it's big! Almost as big as my penis! Let's see what's inside, shall we? omg omg omg bubble wrap OMG CHUBBY! Penis is 2 feet long now. (I think I wrote the exact same thing to Nader) The lack of gay pronz was disappointing, to say the least, but what is this underneath?! FULL EXTENSION! Penis has now reached 4' in length. I'm ready to battle a wookiee with this thing. Void's excellent gift in it's entirety. (yea i'm reppin the 49ers, fuck you) I like guitar hero a little. Thanks void, fucking sweet gift, and the explorer controller is the most bad ass and comfortable one. I'll be ready to rock out properly.