I started reading the other post, and it seemed a little weird. Not because people were all like "I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH PTERIDACTALS" or whatever strange monsters they were talking about, but because it was all FANTASY related. People have had sex with strange things, and I think now is the perfect time to talk about it. So whatever you've masturbated with, who you've had sex with, or what has given you an orgasm, tell it here. I'LL START: BUTTER. Your turn.