FRK What is the most bizarre thing you HAVE had sex with...

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  1. Kilsimiv

    Kilsimiv New Member

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    I started reading the other post, and it seemed a little weird. Not because people were all like "I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH PTERIDACTALS" or whatever strange monsters they were talking about, but because it was all FANTASY related. People have had sex with strange things, and I think now is the perfect time to talk about it.

    So whatever you've masturbated with, who you've had sex with, or what has given you an orgasm, tell it here.

    I'LL START: BUTTER. Your turn.
     
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    when I was like...10 or so, I had a huge hand-puppet Gorilla that was nearly as big as me. Well, I had just started experimenting at that time, and noticed that there was a hole in the back of the Gorilla where you put your hand up in there to move the head around.

    Needless to say, I humped the hell out of that Gorilla.

    But then I learned that cloth chaffs your dick when you're humping at 200 miles an hour, so I stopped doing that.

    :o


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    since then...its either been my last GF or my hand :hs:
     
  3. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    an E-brake of my hubby's first car back when we were dating... I would NOT reccomend it...
     
  4. Kilsimiv

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    OUCH. That's all I can say. OUCH.
     
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    kawsakimx6 Well-Known Member

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    i had a fur coat that should have multplied when i was a kid........oh yeah and a dog
     
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    the foot pedal kind? :naughty:
     
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    The hand brake kind. I remember her story, that would have seriously sucked.
     
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    just throwin that in at the end hoping no one would notice?
     
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    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    lol it was that memorable eh? And Kilsimiv, yes it did hurt....
     
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    Ugh a woman....? :hsugh:
     
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    noticed :ugh2:
     
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    JoJoBee Hanging out with my chicks! OT Supporter

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    Oh my... This was a long time ago.... A shampoo bottle KEKEKE
     
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  15. Kilsimiv

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    ...Pic?
     
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    my hand ... pretty bizarre huh
     
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    nozoki Hail to the king, baby.

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    Once I dug a penis sized hole in the ground and fucked the planet.
     
  18. Keir

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    So i'm living on something someones had sex with.... how strange...

    I haven't tried to sex anything apart from girls but my girlfriend REALLY wants to put a vibrating toothbrush up my bum... and she's had sex with a berocca bottle.
     
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    beer bottle
    various pens and markers
    a hot tub
     
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    me too :h5:
     
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    cigar tube
     
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    Not me, but I'd put a hair brush into my wife
     
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    A couch. I wasn't raw dogging the couch mind you it also involved a plastic newspaper bag, some vasoline and a few telephone books.
     
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    teddy bear. causes chafing. and then my mom took it as a gift to give to a cancer patient. I felt so dirty.
     
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    a perfume bottle. it was shaped just like a penis and in my view... i was like, 12 haha
     

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