MIL What is so great about being a Marine?

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Other than the "pride" of having an insanely hot wife and showing pictures of her to other guys on the internet like dangling meat in front of wild dogs? I know what is not so great about being a brackac. Someone educate me here.

    1. Being able to do 10 push ups
    2. Someday being able to join Combat Control
    3. Having 33,800+ posts on Offtopic
    4. Jumping from service to service like a career hopscotch game.
    5. Going to Keesler AFB for training
    6. Being stuck at Keesler AFB during Katrina
    7. Being stuck in a shelter with a ton of people you don't know and not having enough food or water or bullets to kill the people that are driving you insane. (refer to #7)
    8. Insert something gay about the Army here
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  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    :bowrofl: 11/10!
     
  3. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    You sure you want to play this game? If you want to compare individual career accomplishments I will gladly participate.
     
  4. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Yeah? But I can piss farther. Mainly because I am at an advantage :naughty:
     
  5. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Wrong on both accounts. I would bet I have accomplished more in the last 12 months in the AF than you have your entire career.
     
  6. insomnia

    insomnia New Member

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    In for pissing contest (pun intended :eek3:)
     
  7. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    I am off tomorrow and have nothing better to do.
     
  8. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Simmer down slick. Throw the mud but don't want to get dirty? Your fruit salad is much fruitier than mine I will agree. But tossing fruit salad will not get you any more money than the next guy. Well, unless you are really tossing some general's salad...
     
  9. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Wasn't even going to use the fruit salad. :fawk:
     
  10. Killgunner

    Killgunner OT Supporter

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    Career accomplishments in the Air Force?


    "omg I flew three helocoptors today mommie and then I saw 3 planes take off from a wun way... it was GREAT!"
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    and you do what?
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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  13. galek_spoo

    galek_spoo New Member

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    so you're not very educated, are you?
     
  14. thesuperlurker

    thesuperlurker yes i know i have few posts... you arent the first

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    Does anyone have average ASVAB scores broken down by branch? Also avg SAT scores for teh officer side of things? I always hear this educated argument, but I bet the average scores are pretty close/indistinguishable.
     
  15. SweetDaddyO

    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    never took the ASVAB. my AFOQT scores (officer qualifying test) were mostly in the 80s and 90s, which was fairly standard with my commissioning class. my SAT was a 1340 which, from talking to my friends, seems about average.

    not sure about official stats though.
     
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