What is going on here?

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  1. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    So this local woman hits me up on local singles site. We talk and it becomes evident most ricky tick that she is husband-shopping. She's been on 60+ first dates because she "doesn't need someone to hang out with or get laid", dating is to find a spouse and if there's no obvious future, there's no point in dating. She said since she's been divorced she hasn't had sex before the 4th date and that was once.

    I told her I'm not interested in getting married, so I cancelled our first date because we aren't on the same page. A few weeks go by and she txts me randomly each week. We've started talking pretty regularly now and she tells me things like "I'm very submissive in the bedroom" and "I think a woman's job is to satisfy her husbands needs in the bedroom, which are different from a woman's needs...men *need* sex regularly."

    But she only has sex when she's in a relationship.

    So I took her a Sonic Iced Coffee to her job to meet her (at her request) and she li ked what she saw.

    Last night (a week after the above) she's telling me how she's old fashioned and thinks guys should do the "guy chores" like changing the oil and killing the spiders and mowing the yard. I asked her what the "girl chores" would be and she thought for a second and said "like giving you head when you want it".

    WTF. She talks a load about sex for someone who doesn't have/need it often.

    Also, she's 39, divorced, homeowner, with a job.
     
  2. knucks

    knucks Active Member

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    Just straight up tell her to either put out or shut the fuck up.
     
  3. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Sounds like a tease to me.
     
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    :rofl:
     
  6. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    She sounds like she wants to tease you so that you'd want to date her seriously,lol. Abort if you ask me!
     
  7. Viper

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    Sounds to me like the whole "I'm husband shopping" and "I'm old-fashioned" is a bunch of bullshit she says to not sound like a slut.

    And she's probably also got a case of the "I want what I can't have" syndrome and is trying to win you over.
     
  8. D7

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    make a move or I will take your man card away
     
  9. Toxica

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    Maybe she hasn't had any sex in a while and is just horny.
     
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    ALl post above are correct and worthy of consideration.

    But most importantly, tell her to give it up now or stfu and eject.
     
  11. MattThom01

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    Are you thinking she has changed her plans? It's quite obvious that she finds you desirable, but she is STILL husband shopping. She's trying to entice you, saying "here's what you get if you get serious with me".

    Unless you want to get serious with this woman, you're wasting your time.
     
  12. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    Shes just trying to play it off like shes not a filthy whore, but she honestly wants to be :mamoru:
     
  13. OniMinion

    OniMinion ...recalls when this forum was actually about cars OT Supporter

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    Wait, what!? How old are you?
     
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    could be several scenarios already discussed above. or a combo of the above.

    you turned her down so she wants you.
    she may have rethought the move of being upfront about husband shopping bc it probably scares guys away.
    she may be horny and is playing like a good girl to not sound like a slut.

    either way she sounds weird. she has your #. does she know where you live?

    she may not be worth the drama after you fuck her if she has too much info on you.
     
  15. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    Today I'm off so she was trying to get me to bring her lunch at work. I'm playing it off but I'm totally thinking, "You're not gonna pussy whip me without giving any up..." Maybe that's what it is, I won't jump through her hoops.

    Oni: She's not cougaring me, and I'll just leave it at that.

    I'm taking her bowling Saturday night, we'll see what goes on. Maybe have to find some booze, too.
     
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    wow, this girl sure is getting her use out of you.
     
  17. Viper

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    Did you take her lunch? You weren't very clear about that.
     
  18. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    No, I did not. She's getting nothing from me until we go out.
     
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    But she's getting you to take her out when you made it clear you are looking for different things... well, that your are looking to date and she's looking to shack up. I dunno, I think she's winning :dunno:
     
  20. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    Well, unless I get hitched, how do I lose?
     
  21. LoriLove

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    Wasting money not getting any?
     
  22. Joshua

    Joshua ambition over everything OT Supporter

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    shes old as fuck
     
  23. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Pros: She can take out her falsies and give you a mean BJ. I've heard those are money!

    Cons: She can take out her falsies and.....................Wait..............:ugh: :barf:
     

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