What have so far been the most humorous sex situations you've had to escape from?

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  1. AHooper

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    What have so far been the most humorous or the weirdest (human only related) sex related situations that you had to (or were glad to) escape from and what happened in the situation/s ?
     
  2. SovietRussia

    SovietRussia What? You pooped in the refrigerator? OT Supporter

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    i dont think i have ever wanted to escape sex.
     
  3. Lovely Atlantis

    Lovely Atlantis Luscious Lovely Lady!

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    ummmm well one time when my hubby and I were dating we were having sex in the car and I looked at the e-brake and thought "hmmm that looks kinda phallic" So I decided I would ride the e-brake to put on a show for him. Well I got it in, but then I couldn't get it out! The angle that my body was at I wasn't able to back up and get it out of me and it started to hurt! I got totally freaked out and ofcourse that made me dryer inside so even harder to get it out. Finally I did manage to pull it out and didn't damage anything. We now laugh about it.
     
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    What the hell?
     
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    StJimmy New Member

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    Good fucking god. Some ppl have an IQ of an infant monkey.
     
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    ever seen that video of that chick riding the stick shift? thats hot!
     
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    A few weeks ago I was going down on my GF, just as she was climaxing, she queefed on my tongue :ugh:
     
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    i have seen that video before, shes in a 3000GT. I think she was drunk or stoned as well
     
  10. BlazinBlazer Guy

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    Had to have been; I mean shit even just the way she was talking/laughing through the whole thing... something was going on with her sobriety.:noes:
     
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    i ripped a mean fart after i came on a girl
     
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    when my hand got peed on
     
  13. Mr. Kitty Litter

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    "Fish".
    I'm not saying anymore... :hsugh:
     
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    fish? no details?
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Meaning the girl smelled like fish, or she had a dead fish in there, or what? :ugh:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Lindsay Loo ミ★ Mikel's POZ Partner ミ★

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    She pulled her pants down, and "it" smelled like a dead catfish at the lake.
    So, I simply got up and left. No explanation. She called me later, and I just said it was too much.
     
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    Taking a piss, but forgetting about the condom. Fucking thing fell off and exploded like a water balloon :rofl:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    lol how is that possible?
     
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    johnny shit, baby

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    it fills with piss as you lean against the wall shaking off your afterglow. before you realize there is no splashing, it falls, and ..... kaboom!
     
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    Now that I think about it.. when I was 16 I was eating my girlfriend out while her mom was at a business meeting in town. Needless to say, we didn't hear the garage open and the bedroom door opens... surprise!

    My girlfriend was way more embarassed than I was .. I thought it was hilarious :rofl:
     
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    sometimes when my girlfriend rides me and were using lube, sometimes we use just a little too much and it makes the whoopee cushion sound on every thrust...there were nights we both laughed so hard she rolled off the bed onto the floor :rofl:

    its all in good fun :)
     

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