What has an ex done to try to get you back?

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  1. SmartPowders

    SmartPowders New Member

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    Thought I'd have a little fun with this. I've been having some fun lately. Been single the past 5-6 weeks. Wasn't looking for anything long term, in the short term. Been just going out, meeting new people and just trying to have a good time. Met a girl who is quite a bit younger than myself. She knows she's not someone I'd date, because she's 10 years younger than me. Needless to say, that has made for some classic UFC style ground-n-pound. Well, these things don't last forever, obviously. I think we both knew it would end shortly, but I don't think she wants it to. Last night she came home with a box of goodies from the adult store. Nothing too crazy, but interesting none the less. Later that night she tells me she wants to buy a strap on, do one of her friends and let me watch. Now, I obviously asked a very important question: "What does your friend look like".

    I see this as any attempt to keep me hooked, for now, it's working. So come on, share some good stories of either an ex or current girl taking things to a place she hadn't, just to keep you. I don't want to hear pussy boy stories about some of you laying 10924 rose's on the ground spelling her name only to have her drive up in a car with some other dude.
     
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    Move this to the vaginaarium forum or whatever
     
  3. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    No way, because as I imagine these things happening I see swole guys involved, so it should stay here.

    no homo
     
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    Depends on 1Fast's next answer whether this gets moved... um... what are the odds you'd be able to post pics or vids of girl on girl with strap on?:x:
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    im down for helping a nigga run a train
     
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    god all 1fasts threads kinda make me hate myself
     
  9. SmartPowders

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    I'll do everything I can. I might be able to post a picture of her. Gotta love freaky 20 year olds. I don't know the people on the other forum. This is the only place I post. Now that I'm single, first time in a long time, plan on the stories getting good. A friend of mine owns a club about 20 min away. Looking to buy into that. I can promise some good stories from that.
     
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  11. SmartPowders

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    Sorry man, only 1 dick is allowed in my situations, mine. :fawk:
     
  12. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    How 1fast400 meets girls in clubs:

    Girl: "so what do you do for a living?"
    1fast400: "I sell powders."
    Girl: "Come sit with me and my friends."
     
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    abombs status: dick in hand, patiently waiting
     
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    This is what I bought last week. There is a college in town, about 70% girls. I needed something that would work as a good pick up tool, so here is what I got:

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    Supposed to have it delivered tomorrow.
     
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    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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    This has been your status for like 6 months bro
     
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    I hate being asked that question. I usually just tell them I work at a nutrition company. If my first read is that a girl might be date worthy, can't be giving out too much info. Now, if we're talking a thursday-thursday girl, different story. Tues-Thursday girls are the B team you won't take out on your prime days like Friday-Saturday. Not that they are bad, they're just not the A-teamers. You'd rather take a chance at scoring a Major League player and striking out vs going with the farm system. These days, a chick knows where she stands by which day you're taking her out on. I haven't taken a girl out on a friday or saturday since the last GF.
     
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    Zaffir OT Supporter

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    I have never, ever heard of this.

    I must fail at college.

    Also, subtle brag thread.
     
  18. Centipedes? In My Vagina

    Centipedes? In My Vagina It's more common than you think

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    you know what? FML.
     
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    In for pics as well
     
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    :rofl:
     
  21. SmartPowders

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    In college I sucked at picking up women. No confidence, no game and quite frankly, was more focused on working. As you get old like me, you realize how easy situations are to read. People don't work on themselves. They just want to get someone, being who they are. So let me give you an example of why that might not work.

    When you first played a sport, say basketball. You just grabbed the ball and threw it at the goal. As you got older and wanted to get better, you developed your game. You worked on your form, passing, dribbling, etc. Why? You wanted to get better. You weren't going to the NBA, you knew that, but you still wanted to be good.

    Now look at what people do on a personal level. Ever notice how so many of your friends end up in the same type of situations (those that end badly) all the time? It's because they never work on anything. They're working off the same primative instinct they first had. It's why it's SO easy to read an idiot. Women/Men, it doesn't matter. It's why we talk about dating the same type of people. Why women constantly date guys below their level. When you understand these dynamics and how people work, it makes picking up women and managing ANY situation so easy. It takes time. There is no doubt I've got to where I am by being able to read people and situations. Most of the turning points in my life were based on cases like this.

    People can call bullshit on this all they want. They can talk about how stupid it is to even care about such things. All I can say, is that it has worked for me.
     
  22. Zaffir

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    Truth.

    Also, tell us more.
     
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    If she's that desperate to keep you, tell her you'd really like to video tape it. Then post it here.
     
  24. RICK RO$$

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    a jeep to pickup college girls?

    I would've gone with the lambo or a range rover or something, then again lots of girls here are rich gold digging daddys girls
     
  25. RICK RO$$

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    of course ive never gotten laid because of my car and my buddy who gets more ass than anyone I know drives a busted piece of shit, kinda funny actually
     
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