MIL What does it take to become a fighter pilot?

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  1. David

    David New Member

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    I am in my 2nd year of AFJROTC, and I'm interested in joining the Air Force and become a fighter pilot (planes like F/A-22s). What does it take to do this?
     
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    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    1. go to college
    2. join the USAF
    3. be a total douche
    4. be someone who always wants attention
    5. wear cool shades
    6. always be a total fag at bars
    7. think that you are better then everyone else
     
  3. Jeg1983

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    I do all that and I only get to fix the jets :mad:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    They wont even let me near a fucking jet. :mad:
     
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    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    wtf is that supposed to mean :squint:
     
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    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

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    haha i am suprised i am allowed near aircraft still. i broke a door on a blackhawk one time. the fucker wouldnt open so i kicked it good a few times :mamoru:
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    I never broke a door, but a pilot I know once dipped the bird while I was hanging off the side. Banged me into the fucking tire. :mad: So I let the air out of both his cars and boat that weekend.
     
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    haha nice
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    He found it funny a few months later. :hs:
     
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    Q: How do you know if there is an Air Force pilot at your party?
    A: He'll tell you.

    Q: What's the difference between an Air Force pilot and a jet engine?
    A: A jet engine stops whining when the planes shuts down.


    Q: How many Air Force pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: One...he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.


    Q: How do you bury a fighter pilot?
    A: You give him an enema and bury what’s left in a shoe box.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Q: What's the difference between God and a fighter pilot?
    A: God doesn't claim to be a fighter pilot.
     
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    An Air Force Fighter Pilot - dressed to kill in his dress blues - went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the captain and asked him, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
    To which he replied, "Well, I fly F-16s every single day of the week, so I guess I am."
    After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. I get up in the morning thinking of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV - everything makes me think of women."
    A short while later she left, and the fighter pilot ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real fighter pilot?"
    "I always thought I was," he answered, "but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Then he obviously doesn't want it bad enough. Me on the other hand.
     
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    Jets suck, choppers are the only way to go anyways
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Are you a WO2? I am in the process of building my packet for the Army WO Flight program.
     
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    Fort Campbell eh? you in 101st or 160th?
     
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    SweetDaddyO we need a montage!!

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    what does a fighter pilot use for birth control?


    his personality
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    160th.
     
  20. burton564

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    SOAR is where i call home
     
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    Good luck with it, it took me a few times to get in. and warrant school sucks bad, might be the worst army school i have ever been to
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Yeah, I come from a family of Warrants. I should have applied when I was in the Army, but wasn't ready to make the military my career at that time. Luckily they recently raised the age limit to 33.
     
  23. DaRkPhAnToM

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    nice, ive flown with you guys numerous times back when i was in the 3rd Ranger Battalion. always was impressed with SOAR pilots' skills
     
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    i'm decent, but i'm still not as good as lots of the pilots, i still sit left seat on about half my missions
     
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    hey at least you can fly the damn thing :bowdown:
     

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