What do you all do about EGG farts?

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  1. The Dude

    The Dude Active Member

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    Had some rancid ones tonight, it literally cleared a circle around me. Does beano work for these?
     
  2. Ferrari430

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    You let them out and claim them as yours.
     
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    lock the car windows and crank up the heat.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    cup your hand, reach back and catch the fart and throw it at somebody
     
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    trap it in a jar for when the terrorist come
     
  7. Bacchus

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    take a deep breath, and enjoy you're own brand. A few weeks ago, i couldn't though and actually vomited in my mouth. :naughty:

    It's even worse at work because i'll fart in my chair, and the farts get absorbed by the pillow. I'll walk to the fax machine, come back and sit down and *poof* it fuckig blows back in your face with a surprise


    that was the funniest thing i ever witnessed as kids. my brother mark (1.5 years younger) put in a mason jar, then nuked it in the microwave - and let it out in front of my little brother as he was drinking a glass of milk.
    :rofl:


    t makes rofl still thinking about it
     
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    :rofl: omg
     
  9. FartLighter

    FartLighter Resident Fart Expert OT Supporter

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    light them, and then they don't stink. But who doesn't like their own brand??
     
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    you push til you shit
     
  11. Bacchus

    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    i'm happy the guy next to me pumps iron, so he understands.

    But i feel bad for people from other departments who come to my desk to ask me to do something.
     
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    savor it.
     
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    In the lecture halls, i fart directly into the seat cushions so it soaks in the farts. Never escapes.

    When i bike i stand and fart, the bikers behind me catch wind of it.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    i love the replies in this :rofl:
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    :bowdown:
     
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    Save them for bedtime. Then fart under the blanket and pull the blanket over your head. enjoy.
     
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    I almost puked the other day when I was in the shower and had the worst protein fart ever, oh god the horror
     
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    :rofl: i dread those. When I let one out i'm like aww shit here it comes:eek4:
     
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    The other week I was at work in the warehouse and I had one of the most awful farts I've ever laid there... I had to do something about it... so I called my coworker over to "help" me with something... when he came over he immediately realized what I had done, and he ran away yelling... He actually had tears in his eyes because it stank so bad. He's been trying to pull pranks on me every day to get me back, but I don't think there's anything he can do to match the damage and offense done upon him by my fart and my devious intentions to make him smell it.
     
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