MMA What do I tell people when they ask if I was in a car accident?

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  1. Killyin

    Killyin Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.

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    This awesome. :rofl:
     
  2. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Black eye or bruised arms?
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    This actually happened to me after I fought in Louisiana.

    This was my face:

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    It was at the airport on the way home. I got my ticket. Mike Brown was my corner, he went up to get his and I heard the ticket lady ask him "Was your friend in a car accident" I heard her and told her "No, No, just a bad day at work." She asked if I needed a hug. I told her "If you want to give me a hug Thats alright. She then came out from behind the counter and hugged me for a min. I got on the plane and went home.
     
  4. kroneX

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    Say you were runnin from the cops and insert a bad ass story if there is any girls about.
     
  5. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    Did you win that fight?
     
  6. RunninWild

    RunninWild How subtle of you

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    Wow man that's a pretty funny combination. Any vids of the fight? You look so sad
     
  7. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Dude, that fight was supposed to be on a regional PPV and then re-aired on free regional TV a week later.

    I never got footage that I was promissed and went as far as contacting the cable company that was airing it to find out "We accidently taped over that tape"

    You have no idea the furry involved.
     
  8. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    You look like Matt Hammil there.
     
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    MySunRoofWorks INCONCEIVABLE!

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    "If by 'hug' you mean blowjob, then yes, I'll have a hug." :naughty:
     
  12. Killyin

    Killyin Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.

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    Sorry, I had to hit the sack shortly after making the thread.

    I was rolling with a purple belt last night and he caught me in a choke using the lapel of my gi. It looks like I've got seat belt rash down the right side of my neck and collar bone.

    Vulgar takes the cake for car "accident-ness". :eek3:
     
  13. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    I love anytime I get a black eye from class, cause I use it to fuck with people.

    Anytime I got to a store/restaurant/movies with a male friend and I have a black eye, anytime he makes a sudden movement or raises his hand I'll flinch. Almost got one of them smacked one time, hahahah.

    Also if I'm alone and people ask what happened, I just look down to the groud, say, "doesn't matter, he's not my b/f anymore..." and walk away.

    Ahhh so fun.
     
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    My wife fucking hates every time I get a black eye.. Never gets used to it..
     
  15. Killyin

    Killyin Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies.

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    You're evil. :big grin:
     
  16. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    My GF is the one that has to tell me I have a black eye cause I never notice for some reason.
     
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    My g/f always pokes me in my bruises and asks "Does that hurt?" before I notice them.

    :rofl:
     
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  19. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    That happened to me too when my eye got poked and I was wearing a bandage around my sprained wrist. I went to a local vitamin shoppe to pick up some stuff and the dude behind that counter asked me if I got into an accident.

    I said it was from a fight, and he then said..."dude you got jumped?"

    LOL
     
  20. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    I used to date this punk chick and I got my brow split open dodging her killer parrot I told people at the walk in clinic she hit me. I would do the same any time I had a black eye or facial bruising

    They would almost always believe me.
     
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  21. dragomungus

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    drinking and posting
     
  22. Antigeek

    Antigeek Who Dat!

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    At 11:30 AM..
     
  23. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Actually posting from the gym
     
  24. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    stop drinking hot sauce
     
  25. Titus

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    haha i was gonna post the same thing.
     

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