What do I say to the girl of my dreams?

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  1. majinx4

    majinx4 New Member

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    Theres this absolutely drop dead GORGEOUS girl that works at the bank. I mean I feel all warm inside just seeing her. What do I say to break the ice and let her know i'm interested in her?
     
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    Remember she can see how much money you have.

    A lot of chicks that work at banks are whores.
     
  4. XaPU!M

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    1. Walk into bank
    2. Get her as your teller
    3. Deposit your cheque of $6+ into your account
    4. ????
    5. Proffit

    This of course doesn't work if you dont get any pay cheques that are $6k or more.
     
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    Whip out your cawk. But seriously, I'm afraid that if you feel this way without even having talked to her than you're screwed before you even started.

    Whatever you do DO NOT tell her all the shit you just wrote. Go up to her, start a casual conversation, maybe with a slight compliment or two and ask her on a very casual date. Be prepared to be shot down and even if you don't keep in mind that you've only made one single step towards your goal.
     
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    I think you forgot the k after the first $6...
     
  7. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    thanks, yeah. $6000 not $6. Two completely different results :rofl:
     
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    Haha, that reminds me. My buddy was opening an account at a bank and the teller was SUPER hot. She asked him if he had any other assets, like a car, etc. He was like,
    Buddy: Well, I have a car.
    Girl: What's the value of the vehicle?
    Buddy: About $500
    /Conversation
    :rofl:
     
  9. Original

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    Word. :bowdown:

    :werd: but I don't like "Be prepared to be shot down" .. you can't walk into a situation like that thinking "well this probably won't work.." because you'll just be oozing insecurity. Being shot down is never fun but don't expect it.

    You could always pull an Office Space and just casually ask her what she's doing for lunch that day. Ask her to meet you at wherever and if she doesn't want to, no worries :wavey:

    No sense trying to hold up the people behind you in line with small talk that she gets from 100's of people daily.
     
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    "can i buy you a house?"
     
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    Aye, I just meant. Don't get your hopes up too much. Especially by thinking that this is the girl of your dreams or the one. That will only kill your confidence. Keep in mind that if it doesn't work at least you tried which is better than not trying and thinking "what if" which is WORSE then being shot down. The worst thing in life you can have is regret.
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    this is something you can learn over time by approaching a lot of women and getting a feel for it

    you can start with this girl, which is great

    you don't want an entire plan mapped out because then you will be thinking about the plan when you approach. there are such plans but they are best to memorize, so you aren't focusing on them instead of interacting. which is a long-term thing and not a short-term, this 1 hot girl is sooo hot, thing.

    so, say "hi"; talk to her like a normal person; be flirtatious.

    if u don't know what flirtatious is then tell her she's sexy within 5 minutes of conversation...

    report back
     
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    If she is really hot, I would personally just fuck with her. Totally kick her off her pedestal, but in a manner that isn't downright rude. You have to do it with a smirk. If that's not part of your personality, I wouldn't recommend that.
     
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    assuming you've talked to her before you could always say and I'll need $50 tonight so I can take you out to dinner at "said restaurant." Blunt too the point and I doubt shed expect it. But maybe i'm cliche and don't know it.
     
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    this is very true. the girls i work with do this
     
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    you dont know her well enough yet for her to be the girl of your dreams
     
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    ding ding ding
     
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    :rofl: this reminds me. some guy passed the most pathetic note across the counter to this teller i work with. pretty much a poem saying she's the love of his life, so beautiful, etc. etc. so lame.

    p.s. don't pass a note over the counter at a bank... you'll make the girl have a heart attack.
     
  19. iwishyouwerebeer

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    :rofl: @ men thinking just because a girl is gorgeous she is "the girl of their dreams" :rolleyes:
     
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    Imagination is a wonderfull thing!
     
  21. XaPU!M

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    Well in all fairness you've never seen the women in a mans dream. We don't dream about girls with great personalities that are financially stable. :mamoru:






    Although I'm glad someone said it finally :o
     
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    Considering male attraction is mostly visual, its possible to at least think a great looking woman is "the girl of their dreams". She doesnt have to have the perfect personality, just has to have most of the things a guy is looking for. Think of it this way: You will probably agree that female attraction is mostly on a personality level right? How often have you dated guys that you had to rationalize and say something like "well, hes not in the best shape, but I love his sense of humor" or "he could dress better but hes so sweet?" Sorry to say it, but as shallow as it is, guys will do the reverse rationalization and its totally human nature. We'll think stuff like "well, she can be clingy but her body is amazing"...

    With that said, he still doesn't even know if she has some or none of the personality traits he wants in a girl, so there is no way to know on looks alone that she is the the "Woman of his dreams" :hs:
     
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    Let me translate it into woman-equivalent for you.

    "This guy is really rich."

    Do you understand now? :mamoru:
     
  24. Original

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    I know you meant well i was just clarifying :hs:
     
  25. iwishyouwerebeer

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    Yeah, still does nothing for me. But I understand what you are trying to get at for other money-grubbing whores who feel that way ;)
     

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