MIL What can I expect for the medical portion at Meps?

Discussion in 'On Topic' started by KillerRobotJews, Apr 19, 2009.

  1. I've already gone for the testing portion, but this week I'll be going wednesday and staying the night and finishing up on thursday for the medical portion. Is it just a sport physical with a urine and blood test, or is there anything else I should be aware of?
     
  2. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Lots of hurry-up/shut-up/musical chairs/bend over/spread your cheeks/list your medical history/DON'T YOU LIE TO ME SON!/pee in this cup/I HAVE TO SEE YOUR PENIS WHEN YOU PEE!/walk like a duck/etc/etc/etc...

    And that's pretty much it. :hs:
     
  3. :rofl: Thanks Ranger
     
  4. mangid

    mangid OT Supporter

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    Have you ever taken a physical before?
    How about an eye exam?
    A hearing test?
    Ever piss into a cup while a dude looks directly at your dick, without spilling any?
    Ever had blood taken?
    Ever get together with 10 random dudes you don't know to do aerobics in a cold ass room in nothing but your underwear?
    Ever spread your asshole to a complete stranger?
    Ever sat in a chair for 2 hours at a time with absolutely nothing to do?
    Have you ever taken a 3 subject notebook and signed your full name at the bottom of every page?

    Have you ever gotten up at 4am to do all of that shit in the same day?

    Lol it's really not that bad, the waiting is the worst part.
     
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  5. WildBull

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    you have to listen to air force people try and sound mean at the front desk :rofl:
     
  6. Waiting is the worst part, not spreading my asshole? lol
     
  7. mangid

    mangid OT Supporter

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    I thought spreading my asshole to an old woman was pretty funny. You might find it less enjoyable... but then again, I find humor in everything. :rofl:
     
  8. mangid

    mangid OT Supporter

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    AF people are a joke :rofl:
     
  9. Well you do have a sack for your Av :rofl:
     
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    Duck walk
     
  11. jokka

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    do you like waiting for the pizza man to get here ? imagine that scenario but instead hes coming from a place 8 hours a way. wait... wait...


    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
     
  12. Julius

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    spreading your ass cheeks is probably the worst part

    fuck
     
  13. VolksDragon

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    Hahahaha....so true. HURRY!!!....wait.
     
  14. BlueDarkAngel

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    Honestly, my physical experience wasn't bad at all. But I don't think my opinion matches any of the others because a majority of the doctors and people working in the med. area already knew me and knew I was coming.

    I was in and out within about 2 hours give or take and on my way home. The only real wait was waiting for enough people to begin a duck walk session.
     
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    A guy passed out while giving a vial of blood right before i had my blood drawn. That was the highlight of my day.
     
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    i'm a chick, so having someone all up in my box was probably the weirdest for me. some old guy....no female doctors :wtc:
     
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    pics so we can share your plight with you?
     
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    :werd:


    Prostate check. Watch out for this one though, when the doctor's probing, if you feel two hands on your shoulder, he's doing it wrong.













    :mamoru:
    jk, you won't get a prostate check. Not yet anyways.
     
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    Fireman68w Banned

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    I probably have had the worst MEPS experience ever. I went to MEPS 8-10 times before they finally cleared me to leave.
     
  20. teabagn

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    hurry up and wait.


    repeat about 12x
     

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