Inspired by the weird turn-ons thread, and ultimately realizing that I am more familiar with my turn-offs which is quite sad...This list may or may not make me sound like a true asshole, but trust me, I'm not. Some of my turn-offs and ultimate dealbreakers are: Bad teeth I've got great looking teeth that I take care of and I expect the other person to as well. A warm smile makes me feel warm too. Bad breath Everyone has an oral "scent" some are more tolerable than others. Shaved/trimmed anything on a body I like my guys natural. Trimming the pubes is fine. Shaving the face is fine. But if I run my hands across his chest, or up his thighs and I feel stubble, I'm putting my panties back on and I am OUT of there. Long/Unkept fingernails and toenails IT'S SO EASY TO JUST CUT THEM!!!! Keep them clean. Why do some gay men, in 2008, think it's fine to wear flip flops and have talons on their feet? It's disgusting. I always keep my fingers and toes cut and filed into a shape. ALL men should do that, it's proper hygiene. Liars/Fakes I can't stand liars. I can detect liars, and I can detect their lies. Don't lie to me, because you won't like the outcome. When a guy sounds like a woman I'm sucking your dick because you're a man. But when you open your mouth and sound like Chris Crocker and flail your hands around like a Jewish woman who found a discount at Loehmanns, well, we've got a problem. Bad eating habits I DARE you to chew with your mouth open in front of me. Blatantly stupid guys The kind of guys who want to go to the beach and tan all summer and do only that, and then worry about what sale is going on at Barney's and not give a rats ass about anything remotely intellectual. I try not to keep guys like that in my life. Drinkers/Alcoholics "I drink socially/now and then" means "I am a raging alcoholic." I've had my share of them and they fucking suck. I don't drink much and I hate being the sober one in the realtionshit (not a spelling error). Drug users Alright Methy Mertyl, have fun with your poppers. Just not near me. I don't mind 420. I don't do it, but I don't mind it. Anything beyond that, I prefer not in my life. Even with friends, I try and keep a nice group of drug free, life loving people around, gay, straight, whatever. Mysogenists/Gay-only guys I don't like guys who don't like diversity. I have ALL kinds of friends, black, white, straight, gay, tall, fat, thin, short...Some of my ex's ONLY hung out with gay GUYS. Where's the diversity? Guys who speak ill of women, or berate them, that means they are assholes and it's part of a much larger problem (they will consider the other partner in a relationship to the female role and treat them with ill will). Girls-only It's also bad news when you can only hang out with girls and not maintain any relations with guys. A healthy mix of people in one's life is essential. Body odors If you're going to get intimate with me, make sure your body is washed. Actually, make sure your body is washed even if we're not getting intimate! If you're the kind of guy that needs to be reminded to get showered, then really, you're not for me. Now and then it's hot if we both went to the gym and then raunched around a bit and just took in each other's natural smells, but don't come to me after a long day of working in the office running around and putting your swamp ass in my face. (Extreme) Hipster clothing Sorry, it doesn't do it for me. Listen, you all think "God, this kid is shallow!" but the truth is, I am not. I actually find it endearing when a guy can't dress since I dress so well, but those uber skinny jeans make them look like what HG Wells describes as the creatures on the Island of Doctor Moreau as short legged and disproportionate. Why would I want to look at some aesthetic miscarriage? I'll add more later...time to start my day!