What are the chances of the gf being preggo?

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  1. Boris Yurinov

    Boris Yurinov OT Supporter

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    So I'm going to break it down.

    Saturday, gf had period. No sex.
    Had sex wednesday night, came in her 3 times. Had sex in the morning, came in her once
    Had sex Friday night came in her 3 times, had sex in the morning, came in her twice
    Had sex with her Sunday, came in her twice

    No condoms, no birth control, no pulling out, no nothing.

    So, what are the chances of her being prego?? I know she wont ovulate until 2 weeks after her period, so I kind of think we are safe... :noes:
     
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    MarshyTheKid New Member

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    Wow, thats smart to do.
    Women can get pregnant while they're on their period, fyi.
     
  3. Circa_Survive

    Circa_Survive New Member

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    yeah dude. what are you thinking!? get her on the pill asap!
     
  4. 04JETTA

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    it may be too late
     
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    mute New Member

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    lol sorry but this is funny
     
  6. maybeitsyou

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    plan b now.
    you might have a chance.
     
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    or start saving up for a kid/abortion
     
  8. Two toys

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    this is probably a joke thread, but you have about an 85% chance according to the statistics posted earlier.
     
  9. Pringles

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    Lol your a bigger man than I.
     
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    you're*
     
  11. Amanda Ann

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    o preggo! hope she has good insurance.. :rofl:
     
  12. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Gotta be a troll.

    High. Not 100% but still high. Unless you shoot blanks.
     
  13. Joshua

    Joshua ambition over everything OT Supporter

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    lol here we go again with this !:)
     
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    I have an obsession with health insurance. Prob cuz I don't have any, so it really boggles my mind that people get pregnant without it.. :dunno:
     
  15. Boris Yurinov

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    lol.

    not a joke. definitely not a joke. and she told me this period was really short... not heavy at all...
     
  16. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Wow, congrats daddy. You're retarded.
     
  17. Boris Yurinov

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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    How does she feel about having children right now?
     
  19. Boris Yurinov

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    she's freaking out... so probably not too fond of the idea right now...
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Well it's too late for the Morning After Pill so all you guys can do now is wait and then consider your options.
     
  21. Boris Yurinov

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    so whats the soonest i can find out??? its only been a week since i first jizzed in her.
     
  22. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    5 days before her next period. It'll be a fun few weeks.
     
  23. Boris Yurinov

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    hooray...
     
  24. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Spend that time talking about her options. Also, invest in some condoms and/or birth control and sex education.
     
  25. ForgottenSpiral

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    Just out of curiosity- what in god's name were the two of you thinking?
     

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