What angle does your penis point to?

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by JordanClarkson, Jun 12, 2005.

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what degrees

  1. 45° or above

    54 vote(s)
    28.1%
  2. 30°

    38 vote(s)
    19.8%
  3. 15°

    40 vote(s)
    20.8%
  4. 35 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. 345°

    14 vote(s)
    7.3%
  6. 330°

    6 vote(s)
    3.1%
  7. 315° or below

    5 vote(s)
    2.6%
  1. JordanClarkson

    JordanClarkson OT Supporter

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    We've talked about length and width and pointing left/right but how about up/down?

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    Straight ahead would be zero. When standing up of course
     
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  2. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    Maybe 2 or 3 :dunno:
     
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    my penis points straight to heaven :naughty:

    probably 30 degrees though

    Edit - Alu, what the FUCK is with your avatar :rofl: :rofl:
     
  5. JordanClarkson

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    interesting. the avg is supposed to be about 3 degrees
     
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    Ok, I don't understand how you use that chart.

    'Splain how I would compare where my body is in relation to that chart, and it would make it easier to answer the poll. :)
     
  7. Fase

    Fase Your Face, In A Pickle Jar.

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    bout 5° maybe
     
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  9. JordanClarkson

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    You're faacing right. straight ahead is 0
     
  10. Drag On

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    Hard or soft?

    Hard - shit is almost straight up. If I flex it - I can touch my belly button..

    Soft? its pretty straight out. I dont have much "hang"
     
  11. Carpet Liquor

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    OK, so that means that 180* would be impossible, since it would be through your gut?

    270* would be directly right and 90* would be directly left?
     
  12. sedrock86

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    straight as an arrow 0
     
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  14. There should be a vagina option on that poll...
     
  15. BATMANs

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    345 is like fucking urself when u sit down.
     
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    It's dead center when we're talking about left/right orientation and probably 20-30 degrees upwards
     
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    up up down down left right left right select start
     
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    OK, I think I've got it............


    Damn, I forgot.....let me try again....



    OK, I lined up with the middle of the diagram on my CRT and I got.....wait a minute....


    OK, am I supposed to press against the screen? 'Cause when I do this while standing, then I point straight up, but I I don't press in then I point pretty much straight........

    UMMMmmm.....damn it....I think I'm gonna need a new monitor....Oh well, I needed a flat screen anyway.....sh!t....better get a bandaid too....
     
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    well, this is pretty gay
     
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    Must say I haven't laugh out loud in a while, but that shit cracked me up. Good one, Batman.
     
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    Well put lol ;}
     
  23. My dog is at about 270. :eek4:
     
  24. Darrin

    Darrin Eat. Sleep. Arrest People.

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    im pretty flat actually, only fluctuation is slightly to the left :p
     
  25. Cazador

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    mine's basically straight up, but i have one of those "banana-shaped" ones, so the lower part of it angles at around 75° but the top comes back towards me and is about 105°. when fully erect it touches my stomach.

    anyone else like that?
     

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