wet dreams

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    .. is that kinda like .. masturbating in your sleep?
     
  2. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    Not really no. It's more like ejaculating in your sleep.
     
  3. iwishyouwerebeer

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  4. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    ok .. ejaculating in your sleep ..

    but what kinda peter north wizard of oz mind fuck is that to just .. spontaneously cumbust in your sleep .. without the added stimulus of some man lotion or .. the 5 finger shuffle??

    biological break down?
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :hsugh:

    I'm not a man, but from all the men I know they are having sexual dreams, and mostly the rubbing of their dick against the bed, sheet, etc. is enough (with the dream) to make them cum.
     
  6. Spaceering

    Spaceering I bite.

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    also just my bullshit guess. lack of jacking off for prolonged periods gives a higher chance of having a wet dream.
     
  7. Dahlia

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    This I have heard too.

    Are you 9 years old?(not spaceering)
     
  8. JustJeff

    JustJeff www.youtube.com/thisisjustjeff

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    The fact that he knows peter north means he is not 9 years old :p
     
  9. Dahlia

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    Not really, I'm sure most kids have the internet nowadays and older people had playboys and such. :mamoru:

    But still, I'm confused at how you make it to whatever his age is and now know about this stuff?
     
  10. JustJeff

    JustJeff www.youtube.com/thisisjustjeff

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    ibtroll?
     
  11. Bodhi

    Bodhi My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g

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    nah .. just a random question .. i for one .. find wet dreams like .. a way for your unconscious to say .. hey dude .. your dream was fucking awesome
     
  12. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Well, that's often true but the real physiological reasoning behind it (as I understand it) is that the body only has the ability to store so much semen and once in a while if you haven't had an ejaculation through other means, some has to be released to make room for more to be produced. At least, that seems to be how it works.
     
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    I've never had that problem before.... lawl
     
  14. Spaceering

    Spaceering I bite.

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    hm, i dont think it comes out your dick if you dont use it. one of my anatomy teachers told us this was a common misconception. but damn, it has been over 5 years since i had that class, so i forget what actually happens to it. I think the body just metabolizes it internally or something :dunno:


    you are right about the first part though, but it is not released onto your sheets (I assume thats how you mean it is released)
     
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    don't do much J/O but if i don't have sex in awhile it increases the chances. takes a long while and how intense the dream is..sometimes i wake up before it happens and try to calm down..it gets messy :rofl:
     
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    Bolded part isn't necessary. You can have them while sleeping on your back.
     
  17. Falconer

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    They happen when you don't cum frequently enough on your own.

    Even when I'm single and super stressed out and don't feel horny, I still make sure to masturbate every few days to prevent wet dreams because they're annoying. You wake up (men cannot orgasm while asleep, unlike women) and have to either a) clean up now (which means getting up) or b) fall back asleep and then deal with the hard crusty mess in the morning.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    . I literally made the ugh face when I read BlazinBlaxer Guy's "theory" on what happens to unused sperm :rofl:
     
  21. Falconer

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    It was a logical conclusion when you consider that the longer you go without ejaculating, the more likely a wet dream is.

    It's why hardcore qigong guys have exercises to prevent wet dreams, because with all their crazy qi exercises they're not allowed to ejaculate cuz they don't want to deplete their jing, and so obviously it's going to happen at night unless they control it.

    ...if you believe in that stuff.
     
  22. ForgottenSpiral

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    :werd: This whole thread made me kinda sad for the human race so I had to throw out some knowledge in this bitch. :rofl:
     
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    It could very well be a natural release for sexual tension, but it is not one for the physical sperm.
     
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    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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