FRK Wesson Oil Party

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  1. MetalheaD

    MetalheaD New Member

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    So the gf and I have decided that in the near future, when she's back in town for good, that we're going to do the whole oil-wrestling thing. Basically throw down a large industrial-style tarp and empty a very large bottle of oil over each other and see where that leads.

    My question is, anyone have a recommendation for the oil? I say Wesson oil, 'cause that what everyone calls it, but she said she's not thrilled about smelling like a french fry. She wants baby oil, but I hate that powdery feel baby oil has. I kinda browsed the cooking oil section at wal-mart today, but none of the info on the bottles concerns smell or lubricating properties, lol.

    Anyone have any experience they'd like to share?
     
  2. txgti

    txgti OT Supporter

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    Baby oil FTW.
     
  3. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    Just buy an industrial sized bottle of KY. That shit is only good for wrestling anyway.
     
  4. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    or do a little water + dishsoap. Slick as all hell and you'll smell pretty. Once your done wrestling, go rinse off inthe shower.
     
  5. MetalheaD

    MetalheaD New Member

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    Yeah, but then I'll have dishpan hands.....and balls.
     
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    THT The easy way is always mined

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    KY Jelly.. that's what was used in Old School! :big grin:
     
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    I'm not sure what oil is better. I'm just here to tell you that you should marry this girl...immediately. :o
     
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    i want to oil/ky wrestle sooo bad! just gotta organize it, let me know how it goes
     
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    Well, I am in VA and would love to partake
     
  12. affende

    affende Resident 4X4 Elitest Prick

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    go with KY....you can wrestle and when you get bored fuck the shit out of eachother without having to take a break to shower off... :o
     
  13. Birdhouse in ur Soul

    Birdhouse in ur Soul omg a girl! Pam>Karen and The Office Crew #8

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    KY is my suggestion. I agree with her on teh french fry thign
     
  14. Cobber

    Cobber Wanna touch my bunny hole?

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    Mazola party in a waterbed .... try veggie oil ... I've heard of some people perfering it over lube
     
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    Stylerod 150mph in a swimsuit :eek3:

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    Almond oil might be best. It's natural and doesn't taste bad. Many massage therapists use it and it's also safe to use as a sex lubricant ;)

    You might have to find it at a health food store though.
     
  16. MetalheaD

    MetalheaD New Member

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    Thanks for all the responses. I'm just gonna sum everything up in one post rather than replying to every one.

    As far as marrying the girl, I'm definitely thinking about it. Our schedule for the next 3 weekends goes like this:

    1) Bondage Weekend (woot!)
    2) Oil party, covering the living room with a huge tarp (air matress underneath in the middle somewhere.
    3) Erotic photo shoot - I have a lot of backgrounds and props, should be amazing. Unfortunately for you all, the pics will likely never see the light of day, sorry.


    We're not interested in a 3rd member at this time, but thanks for the offer.


    Where the hell do I get an industrial size bottle of KY? Gaymart?


    I'm liking the Almond Oil suggestion. I think I can sell that one!

    Thanks everyone!
     
  17. Soybomb

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    here's what you need
    http://www.stockroom.com/J-Lube-10oz-P2621.aspx

    10oz bottle of j-lube for $19 makes 8-10 GALLONS of lube. You can quite literally mix up a whole bucket of the stuff for cheap. I believe its actually a vet lubricant. I've never tried it but I hear its mostly popular in the gay community and supposed to be good. For your fun it sounds perfect.
     
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    Olive oil feels amazing on the skin. Especially with ruber gloves.
     

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