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  1. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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  2. THE LIOG

    THE LIOG EVVVVVVVVEERRYYOONNNNNNNE EEEEE

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    How'd you do it?
     
  3. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    My bestfriend's room-mate's girlfriend's step-dad attacked my best friend. I pulled him off. He wrenched my thumb the wrong way. Then there was a yelling match and he decided to leave rather abruptly...

    That was new years eve. It just dawned on me today that my thumb still kinda hurt. Aaaand bone splint.
     
  4. kurupt

    kurupt Active Member

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    that sucks
     
  5. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    I cant play X-box! I cant even jerk off properly! :wtc:
     
  6. yawgmoth

    yawgmoth nine > ten OT Supporter

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    Wowzers. Your fingers are very small compared to your thumb.
     
  7. kurupt

    kurupt Active Member

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    i was just playing xbox :hs:
     
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    kelvs OT Supporter

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    i've always wondered what do you do when it itches
     
  9. Pitt

    Pitt 1-1-11 — Never Forget OT Supporter

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  10. THE LIOG

    THE LIOG EVVVVVVVVEERRYYOONNNNNNNE EEEEE

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    I had an aneurysm
     
  11. Mr Coffee

    Mr Coffee New Member

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    Oh, snap, that does not look too well :eek3:
     
  12. sploosh

    sploosh OT Supporter

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    :wtc:

    maybe try jerkin it lefty?
     
  13. void

    void oh yeah?

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    I felt the psychic feedback from your aneurysm while I had an aneurysm of my own.
     
  14. void

    void oh yeah?

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    and if i ever broke my thumb and couldn't play xbox...i...uh....

    i can't even type out the words...
     
  15. Nader_D

    Nader_D HAHAHEHHUH ---- POOOHhHhHHCHhh! OT Supporter

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    if i couldnt jerk off, i think asian massage parolours would know me by first name.
     
  16. pixie

    pixie on one wild ride :naughty:

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    How long you have to put up with that shit? :wtc:

    When I broke my pinkee helping my cousin move it was six weeks.... and man did that digit reek when they took everything off. :ugh:
     
  17. Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang OTCC

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    :rofl: It's padded beyond reason like a 12 year olds bra.

    I lucked out. Its a bone splint. I get this cast off in two weeks.
     
  18. Corz

    Corz ha ha! snikt

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    Wirelessly posted via wap.offtopic.com (wap2fap: Opera/9.80 (J2ME/MIDP; Opera Mini/4.2.14912/1280; U; en) Presto/2.2.0)

    When I broke my hand last year I had to re teach myself how to jerk with a new hand.

    Everyone should practice with your "off" hand in case this emergency arises. I wasn't able to go back to my "all star" for 4 months.

    But I was never better at rock band (ask void).
     
  19. pixie

    pixie on one wild ride :naughty:

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    Lucky Bastard :squint:
     
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    Zero Well-Known Member

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    that's suck. you should fuck him up with a bat when you're feeling better.
     
  21. Kurt Wagner

    Kurt Wagner New Member

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    :ugh:
     
  22. Kurt Wagner

    Kurt Wagner New Member

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    But yeah that sucks, if I broke my hand right now I'd probably end up killing myself with booze, cause drinking and xbox are about the only things im doing right now :o
     
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    void oh yeah?

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    :rofl: never make a post with both me and your maturbating techniques again

    rock band is dead to me (unless i get more metal)
     
  24. Arsenal4rs

    Arsenal4rs BEES!!! MUTHERFUCKIN BEES!!!

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    I had an aneurysm.
     
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