MMA Well, that was odd.

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  1. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    So I decided Friday evening to go to Oklahoma City with a friend of mine that's been training with us in Arkansas. Originally a Lovato brown belt, he said he was going to go train for the weekend and invited me along. We trained for 4 hours today, got thoroughly exhausted and had a good time. Didn't get to roll with Lovato, his knee is BAD and he hasn't been on the mats in months.

    So Justin, the brown belt, asks me to go to a concert with him and some of his friends. I figure, cool, small, whatever. Well...it was outdoors, with rednecks. Not a couple hundred...10,000 rednecks gathered around one amphitheater. It was insane.

    I'm pissed off because I hate rednecks and have seen 2340982340923 billion tapout and affliction shirts that I start fucking with some of the guys wearing them, asking them if they fight. Most say yes and then get this question, "So do you do the RNC with your knee or shin across the back?" Which would make no fucking sense to anyone with a day of jiu jitsu, and I usually call them out on it. I have no fucking reason for doing this other than boredom, and yes, that makes me a bitch I suppose. Although usually I advertise a gym in the area (my gym in LR, Renato's in Vero Beach, in this case Lovato's) to go train should they ever undicktuck.

    Well, I walk up to a guy with a Warrior wear shirt on, and ask him if he trains. He points to a guy about 10 feet away and says, "I'm one of his coaches." I think, cool, whatever, ammy guy, and Joe Stevenson turns around. I was slightly taken aback, and his coach told me to go choke him. I protest, but 10 of his friends encourage it.

    I go over and jokingly slide one on, giving plenty of time for him to tuck his chin and not actually squeezing at all. His friends laugh and (I'm dressed up...hair in curls, short shorts and a cute top...don't look anything other than normal) Joe goes, "nah, nah, come on girl, try," in a kinda joking fashion, not expecting much. He flexes his neck and I squeeze for dear life as his friends are going, "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA SLEEP!" After about 20 seconds he taps and thus starting us shooting the shit about training...but I just thought it was odd to choke Joe Stevenson at a huge country concert in OKC.

    Oh and that means me=BJ Penn.
     
  2. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    wow that was odd
     
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    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    Id beat you down savagely for being a bitch if you asked me that.
     
  5. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    take your hands off joe, he is a daddy after all :rofl:
     
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    alkalinesolo Active Member

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    Holy shit, that's awesome!
     
  7. ITR06

    ITR06 OT Supporter

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    If someone asked if i trained for wearing a shirt i would give them the weirdest fucking look. "holy fuck that guys wearing a collard shirt with an alligator im gonna go ask him if hes a crocodile hunter"
     
  8. maks

    maks Bah! t(-_-t)

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    :rofl: great story
     
  9. Maestro Nobones

    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    wow that is definitely crazy
     
  10. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    :rofl:


    i dont understand its clothing. thats like saying if you wear nike you must play some sort of sport.


    its just clothing :mamoru:
     
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    LOLSTi DTOM

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    :mamoru: cool.
     
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  13. The Ripper

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    yeah lol
     
  14. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Since she was dressed up (if it was slutty club wear) I'd of retorted with "Do you give the BJ with the hand or just the mouth"
     
  15. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Its pretty cool to meet Stevenson like that. Who would have figured he was a hillbilly. Poor misguided youth.

    Was he cool?
     
  16. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    oh, pics of outfit and curls?
     
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    The Ripper New Member

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    he was bragging about that shit in an interview. You should have known the guy has like 40 kids
     
  18. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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  19. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    bragging about being a hillbilly? There is nothing to be proud of there.

    "Man I had them darks and that there Jewz! Where's my sister I wanna sex me some."
     
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    Hillary choking out Joe Stevenson is almost enough to make me go to a country concert.............almost.
     
  21. MySunRoofWorks

    MySunRoofWorks INCONCEIVABLE!

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  22. CyberEye

    CyberEye Oh god, the voices

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    I had remy bonjasky grab me by the shoulders and shake the shit out of me one night at a sports bar when GSP beat Hughes the first time, i felt that rather odd.

    Was Joe as tiny as I'd expect him to be? 5'7 :mamoru:
     
  23. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    I reached down to choke him.
     
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  25. CyberEye

    CyberEye Oh god, the voices

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    :rofl:

    should have taken his back and pulled him down. Might have been taking it to far though
     

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