So I decided Friday evening to go to Oklahoma City with a friend of mine that's been training with us in Arkansas. Originally a Lovato brown belt, he said he was going to go train for the weekend and invited me along. We trained for 4 hours today, got thoroughly exhausted and had a good time. Didn't get to roll with Lovato, his knee is BAD and he hasn't been on the mats in months. So Justin, the brown belt, asks me to go to a concert with him and some of his friends. I figure, cool, small, whatever. Well...it was outdoors, with rednecks. Not a couple hundred...10,000 rednecks gathered around one amphitheater. It was insane. I'm pissed off because I hate rednecks and have seen 2340982340923 billion tapout and affliction shirts that I start fucking with some of the guys wearing them, asking them if they fight. Most say yes and then get this question, "So do you do the RNC with your knee or shin across the back?" Which would make no fucking sense to anyone with a day of jiu jitsu, and I usually call them out on it. I have no fucking reason for doing this other than boredom, and yes, that makes me a bitch I suppose. Although usually I advertise a gym in the area (my gym in LR, Renato's in Vero Beach, in this case Lovato's) to go train should they ever undicktuck. Well, I walk up to a guy with a Warrior wear shirt on, and ask him if he trains. He points to a guy about 10 feet away and says, "I'm one of his coaches." I think, cool, whatever, ammy guy, and Joe Stevenson turns around. I was slightly taken aback, and his coach told me to go choke him. I protest, but 10 of his friends encourage it. I go over and jokingly slide one on, giving plenty of time for him to tuck his chin and not actually squeezing at all. His friends laugh and (I'm dressed up...hair in curls, short shorts and a cute top...don't look anything other than normal) Joe goes, "nah, nah, come on girl, try," in a kinda joking fashion, not expecting much. He flexes his neck and I squeeze for dear life as his friends are going, "HOLY SHIT HE'S GONNA SLEEP!" After about 20 seconds he taps and thus starting us shooting the shit about training...but I just thought it was odd to choke Joe Stevenson at a huge country concert in OKC. Oh and that means me=BJ Penn.