MMA Well I got nicknamed in class today (portugese translation needed)

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  1. ZSPTurbo

    ZSPTurbo New Member

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    First off I train with a ton of brazillians, my head coach is daniel valverde. I usually go to the night classes at my school, but today I decided to go to the noon class which is called "pro mma" but they tell you that you dont really have to be a pro, or even competing, to attend the class. It was a lot more technical and I was by far the smallest, weakest, and least experienced guy there. I held my own though, we did position drills (from the back and from side control) and while I lost more than I won, I was far from being dominated. Anyways I wore an under armor kind of shirt that had no sleeves, and unfortunately, made me look like I had bigger bitch tits than I actually do. When I'm in shape my pecs cover it up, you cant even notice them but I'm not in shape so.... yeah. Anyways after class I was asking one of the pro fighters about how to correlate my mma training and the weight lifting program I just started. And in the middle of the conversation all the brazillians start talking portugese and laughing. I turn around to look and daniel says "hey man what is theeeese?" and pokes my chest. Then he tells me I'm pechino from now on.

    So now my new nickname is "pechino" or something like that. WTF does this mean? I think they're poking fun at me, but I wasnt too offended because after all that one of the coaches who was watching the class told me that now I'm on the "real" team nogueira and insisted that I come back for the noon class tomorrow for some light sparring. Then right before I left daniel says to me "hey you eat all you can get into your stooomach, and you keep lifting weights, you'll be Ch***** soon" I dont remember what that last word was but he made a motion with his hands like he was showing big pecs.

    Anyways, can someone translate this whole experience for me? BC they come from a different culture I dont know if they were really making fun of me for trying to come to the pro mma class or if it was just some playful initiation type shit.
     
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    and yes checkii, I know I suck and should go die in a fire :)
     
  3. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    I think he called you.. little fish or baby fish.

    lmao.. o n/m.. I get it now.. he called you "Peitinho" which essentially means bitch tits.

    You would refer to a small breasted woman's chest as peitinhos.

    PWNED
     
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    OMG HOEW DID YOU GGET THAT I THOUGHT I DELETED ITS111ONE!
     
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    i didn't read all that but is it "main event"?
     
  7. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    It's definitely the main event. I'm positive no one else has that nickname either. I know cause I'm all knowing.
     
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    Main Event
     
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    THA GAME
     
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    actually it's the beast cuz I look so much like bob sapp
     
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    hahahaha I had a feeling that was it. so whats the opposite of that?
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    Chavalita. that's probably what he said to you at the very end. Next time you show up, tell him you are the new chavalita of the group.
     
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    ZSPTurbo New Member

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    sure checkii, whatever you say.
     
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    whup I wish you had children and.. so that I could step

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    Please delete and ban, the trolling is losing all subtlety
     
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    He is .. in essence.. punking you like a bitch. This is common practice in Brazil. The correct response should have been.. "Vai tomar no cu viado!" [Go fuck yourself faggot!]. If you had said that then you would have earned his respect but since you didn't... you his bitch now yo. That mofo is gonna call you bitch tits until he makes you cry in front the class.
     
  16. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Totally true
     
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    man boobs, imo
     
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    Nope, doesn't appear to be a troll
     
  19. ZSPTurbo

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    yeah actually thats exactly it. I smoked a ridiculous amount of weed daily for a long time, pretty much since puberty, and the little man booblets that you get towards the end of puberty never went away. They disappeared for a period when I was in really good shape, but reappeared once I stopped lifting and shit. I've read that man boobs can be a side effect of marijuana so i dunno if thats it or what.
    But I'm lifting more now, cuz I'm tired of people powering out of everything I try when we roll.
     
  20. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Wow...........................................

    Bitch tits are a side effect if your fat ass can't stop eating shitty food when you get the munchies. You'll get tits when you get pecks too, so either way you'll be bitch tits from now on.
     
  21. ZSPTurbo

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    I echo your wow..................

    "bitch tits" also known as gynocomastia, is a common condition to pot smokers and body builders. Its a hormone thing, not eating too much.

    And pecs doesnt have a k in it.... but good try there buddy!
     
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    damn man, "Bitch Tits" as a nickname. I can see it now

    Bruce Buffer (include legendary 180 turn) - "and in the blue corner weighing in at 185 pounds, "BIIIIITCH TIIIITS!!!!!!!"
     
  23. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I wasted a summer reading everything I could about Marijuana so please, enlighten me.

    Pretty sure there will be another study disproving it. I don't see how they can prove it's any more common in stoners because I've never heard this before. I know a lot of Stoners and non stoners and bitch tit ratio is pretty normal.
     
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    It's OK if you don't understand. You're not worth the time for me to go looking it up. Go search "gynocomastia" and "marijuana" and see what comes up.
     
  25. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Okay well that proves it. :rofl:

    I guess you're just flat out wrong then bitch tits.
     

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