Weightlifting sexy women noises + men laying flat on a bench = massive boner

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    So at the gym earlier today in the free weights section, Petra (this hot bombshell blond from czechoslovakia or some shit) was doing hammer curls and in the process was making the sexiest hottest moaning noises ever.

    The freeweights section only had 2 or 3 people there and within minutes of these sexy noises, there were about 15-20 guys all deciding to do some free weights in the same area at the exact same time.

    This one guy was doing skull crushers and was lying flat on the bench and had this fucking RAGING boner and didn't even notice, it was hysterical. Everyone was staring at him. :mamoru:

    Just figured i'd share.

    Anyone have any similar stories?
     
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    A+++ would read again
     
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    haha I was getting a semi 2 days ago for some reason on the stationary bike, I just uped and walked outta the gym I couldnt make it go down.
     
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    Good reader, fast payment, highly recommended, would post with again, A++++

    /ebay
     
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    Was this after or before you threw up your dinner?
     
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    That is hilarious.......
     
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    Funny you brought this up becuase one thing I noticed.
    I get boners when I workout for no fucken reason too.

    Sometimes i get massive horney... sometimes pissed off... sometimes all fucken depressed which ussually turns into anger that fuels me a bit. I can swing emotions like that a couple times per workout. Its wierd.

    Im normally very level tempered type person. I rarly have mood swings without something provoking me but when I workout I turn into an emokid and shit.
     
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    i always do :dunno:
     
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    oh man she must have been some hot chick :p
     
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    haha nice
     
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    I never really look at guys packages when lifting, but I guess this could make some of my workouts more interesting :dunno:
     
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    dude, I had just taken an animal pak and was thinking about how i was going to completely annihilate my tris. i dont have time to be scopin out vaginas when im at the gym!
     
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    thats funny as hell. sad thing is i'm sure I been that guy a few times :hs:
     
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    it was flopping around too much against my leg. I couldnt row, I felt like people were going to see. So I would slow down and try again but it didn't help. I just said fuck it and walked out.
     
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    Gym shorts don't really hide much. Exspecially when you're freeballin.:naughty:
     
  18. Filmboy44

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    :hs: I got a boner from reading that
     
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    and I got a boner from reading that !! :hsugh:
     
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    i've never gotten one in the gym but i always think about how much it would suck. :o
     
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    there was a hot chick that walked into the gym one day, she walks in and you hear treadmills and such and clink clink clink clink of weights

    she walks over to the ass machine and it was less tread mills and clink.... clink clink,... clink

    then she starts using the machine and it was clink.....................clink.......................................................... ....................... .......................caugh......................... .............................

    it was hillarious
     
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    quid I Piss Excellence OT Supporter

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    basically everything in the gym slowed to a stop until she was finished
     
  23. i got a just a semi from reading that :sad2:
     
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    :naughty:
     
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