Weight lifting causing hemroids in anyone?

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  1. BustaNut

    BustaNut God help us A-LOL!

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    Fuck bros, :wtc: I think squatting heavy is putting too much pressure on the tissues/veins in my rectal area. Noticed a small lump the other day while wiping and noticed a cute little bump next to my asshole. Did some research and logically concluded lifting was causing it. And sure nuff, doc says its a hemroid and gave me some cream to apply. Now I'm scared to do legs again :wtc:

    Seriously tho, anyone else have issues w/ this?

     
  2. Stilgar

    Stilgar New Member

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    Is it painful?
     
  3. Poopshoot

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    are you new to lifting? At about 3 months into working out I started doing heavy(to me) squats and dl's. I got a fucking horrible hemi, took about a week to stop hurting. Took long baths and ate fiber and now im straight. Have only had a flair up or two since, but never as bad as the first.
     
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    I get them sporadically. Don't squat for a week, use the cream and it should go away. Make sure your form is good.
     
  5. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Never had a problem with it personally. Try to focus on not pushing your intestines out of your asshole while doing squats
     
  6. scent of a wookie

    scent of a wookie OT Supporter

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    thank God I've never had this problem
     
  7. Frank Dux

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    hell yes especially when dropping a deuce

    it takes the pleasure out of one of the most pleasurable things in life
     
  8. Poopshoot

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    :werd: i was scared to poop
     
  9. BustaNut

    BustaNut God help us A-LOL!

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    no but i may have over-trained the last few times by going too heavy. guess i wont be doing that anymore. cream seems to be effective tho, its not really that painful, just moments of discomfort sometimes.
     
  10. BustaNut

    BustaNut God help us A-LOL!

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    form is perfect bro, im focusing more on the mirror than the actual squat.
     
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    cool anal vascularity, bro
     
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  13. Patrick Bateman

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    ive had hemorrhoids in the past, they go away. sometimes when i wipe theres a little blood when i shit a lot during the day.
     
  14. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    If you don't prepare you will be cought with your pants (or skirts) down.
     
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    as long as the blood is bright red, it's all good. i get that too, I'm adding benefiber in all my shakes, seems to help make some nice brown sharks
     
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    yeah that shit is bright fucking CANDY APPLE PAINTED red ftw.
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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  19. Poopshoot

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    :bowrofl:
     
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    if you aren't taking metamucil you need to get on this shit cause it's bulk forming and therefore makes you shit one huge turd a day rather than several times. Plus it's usually so solid and hard that there is almost nothing left on your asshole to wipe away... Cuts down on frequency of dumps AND the volume of wiping needed to get clean afterwards... It's a win-win for your anus.
     
  21. Zaffir

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    Fighter pilots get them because of the constant clenching.

    Seriously.
     
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    Not so much the weightlifting as the protein shakes and peanut butter.
     
  23. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    need to learn how to perform an anal lock! suck your shithole up before you squat!
     
  24. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    if I remember correctly, you soothed them with some girly conditioner shit you found in the shower, and manually massaged it deep inside your inflammed red shitchucker.
     
  25. Poopshoot

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    "hershey stinkhole" iirc
     
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