We have to clean "the mess" after sex... not romantic !

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  1. JeanMi

    JeanMi Artist* :)

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    Little background knowledge :
    my girl on birth control, both checked for HIV or any STI. -> no condom.

    after sex, when I cum in her (never tried the "hophop letmecum on you" thing... not appealing to me), we rest a bit in bed. Usually we're both tired because of room sport, and we would like to stay like that for a bit, cuddling and breathing hard, appreciating every moment of this passionate love partnership. But then, when I come out of her, "my material" always drip out of her, and that's really... not enjoyable for her, feeling it running down her body, ewh. :coolugh:. So we've found a trick to it : bring tissues and put them next to the bed. When we've finished, we lay there a bit, then I extend my hand to grab the pack of tissues, hand a couple of them to her, take 1 for myself, and then i say something like "are you ready ? hop", i get get out quickly and she uses the tissues to prevent any sperm falling onto the bed, i make sure my dick is clean with mine, then we throw them on the floor :rofl:, and when we've dressed up we put them in her dustbin. After a couple of month, we realised tissues were really running out of stock suspiciously for our families, so we switched to toilet paper :rofl:. But the problem remains. I guess there is no other solution, but I was wondering if other people were facing the same "problem".

    Is it usual that the material comes out of her so fast ? Do you do the same ballet when you have finished ?

    Thanks for any replies :bowdown:

    PS : no we won't switch to condoms, this is a minor problem compared to the drawbacks of condom to us :) thank you !!
     
  2. RedVsBlue

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    :rofl: Welcome to sex without a condom... :rofl:

    Its called gravity, when you 'put' it in there, it has to go somewhere...
     
  3. okita1

    okita1 Great spirits have always encountered violent oppo

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    are you serious?
     
  4. put a towel down on the bed :dunno:
     
  5. Nikolette

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    Its natural...I have the same problem as well...we also keep a box of tissues by the bed. Nothin else you can do if you're gonna cum in her withought a condom. Try paper towels, napiks or toilet paper to look less obvious.
     
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    I use to use my sister's dog for clean-up back in the day......
     
  7. RedVsBlue

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    so again, this is how sex works... why are people talking about a 'problem'?
     
  8. JeanMi

    JeanMi Artist* :)

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    yeah i guess it's only normal, but I never heard someone speaking about it, or making allusions to it.
     
  9. Evil Unicorn

    Evil Unicorn Lurk but Don't Touch

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    We usually keep a towel under us.. just to be safe. ;)
     
  10. MrEous

    MrEous OT Supporter

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    Less mess if she goes to the bathroom right afterwards.

    You could also get a vasectomy if you want to stop coming inside her.
    HAHA, j/k
     
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    JustaMeThang New Member

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    My guy loves it when just after he cums in me, I straddle on my knees so he can watch it drip outta me.....granted he is not underneath me at this time....but for the record, sex is suppose to be messy. If I wasnt sweaty and sticky at the end....somethin would be wrong.
     
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    who the fuck cares?

    yes, its not a great feeling but goddamnit, i couldnt care less. how old are you?
     
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    Nsx9red New Member

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    i used shirt's, but now i got white stains on all of them now:wtc:
     
  14. hewmanbing

    hewmanbing your mom is hot.

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    simple solution: don't have sex :dunno:

    is it really that big of a hassle for you?
     
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    [HRT]Squirrel Master New Member

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    I never had the guts to just nut in my girl.... I always use a condom so there hasnt been any issue.
     
  16. MovieMan84

    MovieMan84 Here we go

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    That's likely because it's not the most pleasent topic in the world, plus it's so freakin obvious that it likely doesn't need that much discussion. :hs:
     
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    my GF and I do the exact same thing.

    They never show that part of sex in movies :hs:
     
  18. vwgeekdotcom

    vwgeekdotcom Silver Surfer

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    moist towelette, or baby wipes if you are a real freak
     
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    is300eater New Member

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    I'm a personal trainer at a gym where we provide towels... but you're NOT suppose to take'em home... but I always forget and end up take'em anyway, so naturally I have a ton of them... they're great cause being white, you can bleach the fuck out them... anyway, before sex, I always lay a couple over my bed for that reason...
     
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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Haha kids running down her legs :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


    I hate that feeling
     
  21. antihero

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    a vasectomy doesnt change anything you can notice. a load is mostly not sperm, so you dont even notice the difference when there isnt any sperm in it any more.
     
  22. MrEous

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    lol...I was just kidding.
     
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    Someone has sloppy sex......
     
  24. Dragknee66

    Dragknee66 OT Law Enforcement Crew

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    make her use her fingers and scoop it up, and swallow :naughty:

    Ya Ive actually had a girl that use to do that.. :bowdown:
     
  25. copperkali

    copperkali Mrs. Nicklk

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    I always used to run strait to the bathroom and sit on the toilet and it would drip in there...lol....sometimes if I didn't make it fast enough, it would drip down my leg.
     

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