FRK ways to simulate blow job?/masturbate

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  1. Nousername

    Nousername New Member

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    anyone
    or other good masturbation things?
     
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    hmm i might actually get one of those :naughty:
     
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    great first post man :bigthumb:

    ive seen a few sites in my quest for knowledge, but i cant find any of them now. theres one that i remember tho. get a handtowel and loosely roll it up around a platex/surgical glove, leave the wrist sticking out. pull the wrist edge of the glove around the end of the towel. squirt a buncha lube in the glove and have at it. tape it to a counter or stuff it under your matress.
     
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    :bigthumb:
     
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    but it's veeery satisfying... :bowdown:
     
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  9. Nousername

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    wear a rubber glove and put lube on it and wack off.
    Feels like pussy. Seriously, they do this in prison.
     
  11. DatacomGuy

    DatacomGuy is moving to Canada

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    Get a woman. :mamoru:
     
  12. FairyTat

    FairyTat Anticipation, the taste of things to cum

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    Being a woman I don't know how this would feel but this is the most creative alternative I ever heard. A man I use to work with would buy a whole chicken, take it home and put it in the microwave for about a minute then put a little lube inside. He swore it felt real.

    I always thought to myself, I would never eat dinner at his house. :eek3:
     
  13. TheMustafa

    TheMustafa hook 'em

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    umm, there are bones and shit in there, thats retarded
     
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    I think she meant he took home a whole chicken IE. with the inards still intact, lmao, well each to their own:ugh: If only that chicken could talk:mamoru:
     
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    how about a plantain? i tried a banana peel, but didn't fit. :rofl:
     
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    FairyTat Anticipation, the taste of things to cum

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    That is what I meant. That is the strangest method of mastrubation I ever heard. Poor chicken.
     
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    to each his own :o
     
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    :rofl:
     
  19. QUEEN BLUE

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    :rofl: oh man, could you imagine ... no waste in his sex toys.
     
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    That's not masturbation, that guy's a chickenfucker! lol...imagine his parents come over to visit all of the sudden, and his mom finds a chicken stuffed in his closet with symptoms of rape, and tweaked chicken nipples. Try explaining that one
     
  21. That is hilarious! I could see it happening too... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  22. That gives a new meaning to choking your chicken...lol
     
  23. HaileyGrace

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    CHICKEN FUCKER!!!! LOL, great movie
     
  24. Zeff

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    there was a site a long time ago that said ot take a sock, roll top down like halfway then put a condom or something similar unrolled inside, and stretch the top of it over the opening of the sock... put lube in and go

    feels pretty close microwave the sock for more effect
     
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    1. cut hole in stuffed animal
    2. insert dick
    3. slide dick out
    4. slide dick in
    5. repeat steps three and four as many times as neccicary
     

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