warning: isopure alpine punch

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  1. Initial E

    Initial E New Member

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    Has to be the fucking worst protein I've ever had. A buddy gave me a 3lb tub that was 80% full. I can totally see why. The shit taste like raw vomit.

    stay the fuck away from this stuff

    :barf:
     
  2. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I think I'd avoid any protein named "alpine punch" on general principle. What the fuck is an alpine punch anyway?
     
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    their pre bottled versions of it are fucking delicious
     
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    they better be for the amount of money they fucking cost.
     
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    uhhh ok
     
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    Just imagine fruit punch with a hearty addition of tree bark, dirt, and pinecones.
     
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    :yum:
     
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    Vailripper Daywalkers have feelings too.

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    Does it come with a bong and vote green bumper sticker too?
     
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    from my experience, chocolate or anything with chocolate in it is the safest way to go.
     
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    I know some of you guys loved it, but the Ergo-phram raspberry lemonade makes me want to puke. I think I've had 2 scoops of it and it'll sit until I throw it out.
     
  11. JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo

    JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo Live Free or Die

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    i agree, i have also tried the isopure alpine punch and it was much much better than the ergopharm raspberry lemonade, this shit just makes me want to hurl.
     
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    It's just so sweet. It makes the drink thick, but it's like a syrupy thick sweet drink. No thanks.
     
  13. Bruised Lee

    Bruised Lee John Kune Do, puncher of faces

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    can i have it?
     
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    Leo95SE The OMINOUS one

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    alpine punch is actually pretty good. its perfect for a post workout shake b/c of the sweetness.
     
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    I had a passion fruit rtd the other day. Tasted like ass.
     
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    JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo Live Free or Die

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    i got an unopened tub if you want it
     
  17. Initial E

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    wtf

    it's not sweet it's border line bitter and straight up is comparable to vomit. I had to fucking choke it down

    stick to substance WPI for fruit flavors, IMO

    god damn I have a feeling this tub is going to be the community protein from now on. lololol
     
  18. Leo95SE

    Leo95SE The OMINOUS one

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    lol
    you guys are spoiled with all these new proteins.
    used to be 'natural' flavor, which was like i assume sand tastes like, and could only be mixed with a blender, and slowly. if you added it all too fast, it would turn into cement.
     
  19. Bruised Lee

    Bruised Lee John Kune Do, puncher of faces

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    how much? shipping? :x:
     
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    You can have mine for free if you PM me back.
     
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    if you mean 'natural' by the taste i get in my mouth right before i vomit, then hell it's all natural. They hit the spot.

    I wouldnt mind trying chocolate tho. Their protein blend seems like it's quality and lately I've been having problems with my burps and after taste tasting like straight sugar from ON.

    maybe when that free sample + t-shirt we all sent away for will have something worth a damn.

    :dunno:
     
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    In for second dibs :x:
     
  23. JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo

    JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo Live Free or Die

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    i dunno, where do you live? $5 shipped?
     
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    Leo95SE The OMINOUS one

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    u can always just send it to me :big grin:
     
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    haha wow, in all seriousness i think isopure alpine punch is the best protein ive tried so far...and ive tried plenty. that shit is awsome post workout with fruit punch gatorade :bigthumb:
     
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