WALDEN FARMS ZERO CALORIE DRESSING/SAUCE THREAD

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    I feel like we need one of these. For those that dont know www.waldenfarms.com

    List what youve tried and rate it.

    I just bought:

    balsamic dressing
    ranch
    italian

    balsamic = pretty tits 8/10
    ranch = tits 9/10 especially on salad or mixed with hot sauce for chicken breasts
    italian = kinda sucks dicks.

    ive also tried bbq and heard it sucks

    meaning to try the blueberry pancake syrup because i heard its MEGA TITS.
     
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    0 calorie chocolate syrup?

    /brain asplodes
     
  3. Patrick Bateman

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    my broad told me the choc syrup tastes exactly like reg old ass choc syrup, gotta try this with protein pancakes
     
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    Interested in the ranch. Mix that shit up with some fresh cracked pepper and hot sauce and that'd be great for a low cal dipping sauce for chicken breasts. I need to dip my chicken breasts in something. Usually it's sweet baby ray's, but since I am cutting I've had to resort to spicy mustard.
     
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    Your broad?

    New broad or back with old broad?
     
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    grimstone magic murda bag OT Supporter

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    i tried the bbq sauce not really a fan.
     
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    im back with the old pig, it kind of turns me on that she may have cheated and potentially could be a dirty whore.....how fucked up in the head am i? i kind of want to catch her sucking 5 black dudes dicks, the thought of it makes me hard, im serious. i think i need therapy.
     
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    Caramel dip. chocolate dip. marshmallow dip. chocolate syrup. peanut butter spread. ranch. all zero calories......too good to be true.

    this stuff only available online? or do locals like sams/costco carry it?
     
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    deuceforty between rupture and rapture

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    wow dude.

    maybe we are more alike than i thought lol...
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    WTF :rofl::rofl:

    Just make sure to wrap that shit up then homie.
     
  12. Patrick Bateman

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    that eliminates the rush/fun of the whole thing........so far so good :x:
     
  13. Frank Dux

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    :rofl::rofl:

    but that's fail brah.... youre just gonna end up breaking up again
     
  14. Psyc0

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    Chocolate Syrup is fcking delicious! 10/10 for sure.

    I've tried the original BBQ sauce and its pretty shitty. Its watery and doesn't taste at all like BBQ sauce. Ketchup is the same consistency. It also doesn't taste like ketchup, more like some sort of hot sauce. From what I have heard though the thick and spicy BBQ sauce tastes similar to the real thing and is delicious.

    Someone also recommended their balsamic vinaigrette to me and says it tastes real, but i've never tasted it so i can't speak for it personally.
     
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    in all seriousness i dont think she cheated, but if SHE DID, im gonna pour walden farms choc syrup on her used and abused cheating pussy and eat that shit for 10 hours straight
     
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    And not knowing for sure isn't driving you crazy?

    I mean, if she's just around for a good lay and someone to drink with it's all good... But with the way you described you in your breakup thread (loving her, her being your best friend and companion, wanting to settle down long-term with her, etc...) I'd try to make damn sure she didn't cheat before continuing that.
     
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    Im giving her the benefit of the doubt by the way she reacted and various other reasonings........i really dont give a fuck either way, im still considering moving to miami so we might have to break up anyways. its not concerning me to answer your question, i decided to get back w her and dropped it.
     
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    and if she did................well thats kinda sexy anyways. what a frisky little whore :wackit:
     
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    all of the shit walden farms makes is zero calories :eek3:
     
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    I have a bottle of zero calorie maple syrup in my cabinet I haven't busted out yet. I'll break it out this weekend and let you know
     
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    :confused:

    Stuff looks good, but I don't quite get how it can all be "No calories, fat, carbs, gluten or sugars of any!" when all of the natural ingredients and flavorings contain that stuff themselves.
     
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    who the fuck knows i wonder the same thing
     
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    if said product contains less than 5 calories PER SERVING it can be labled at 0 calories

    if said product contains less than .5 g of carb/pro/fat PER serving it can be labeled at 0g

    thank you FDA for allowing loops holes for companies to pass through. but walden farms looks ok so far...
     
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    I'm wonder the same.
     
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    just cheat on her now that you're back together and then you'll feel secure.
     
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