very odd shit at my new gym last night "i've seen porno's start this way"

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  1. BlkDrgnZ28

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    very odd shit at my new gym last night "i've seen porno's start this way"

    Well me and my roomate just signed up for a new 24 hour gym last week at anytime fitness, and when we signed we had to sign a agreement-contract saying we wouldn't let people in other wise we would be banned from the gym. Well this gym just opened up on thursday and so we thought that this shit might just be a setup of some sort. Around 2am towards the end of our workout my buddie yells over at me that theres a hot chick at the door. So i go over to check it out cause she was banging and we go over and open the door and theres this blonde haired girl with a skin tight, see-through, neon yellow shirt with no bra in painted on jeans and high heels :drool:. I asked are you ok she just had a weird demenor about her and she said that she worked there as a "sports massage therapis". Well anywas me and my buddie are both out of breath seeing as we've been working out hard, and she kept asking are you ok are you gonna have a heart attack, wich was way off the question of are you alright. So after a few seconds of talking to us i realized this girl was fucked up someway or another we were both kinda thinking coked out a lil and she was just not making anysense and we live in a shitty town were you let the bitch in and her big nig is on the way in right behind her. So she tells us that she walked from her house to go workout but never asked us to let her in and was just acting sketchy all around so after a few minutes of her rambling we go back inside. We both were kinda weirded out about the situation thinking we've seen horror movies that start like that then i remided him i've seen porno's that start the same way ( had to steal it from detroit rock city). So after a few minutes of talking we decide that we should go find her because chicks that are as hot as models that dress like strippers (btw great nips) don't come knocking on your gym door at 2 in the morning very often.

    We left our gym a few minutes afterwards and started cruising the area around were we were. We noticed a bunch of cops rolling around but we didnt think much of it. So after we drive around for about 10-15 minutes we decide to head home. On the way home we see a truck that jumped some big coceina rocks and had the door open and looked like it was over a bicycle and surounded by crime tape. So we stop and say something to the 5-0 since we thought she ran someone over and left ... well to our surprise she didn't run anyone over just a bike cop rolling around were he dropped his bike. Aparently from what we could get from the cop she was involved with a stabbing 20 minues aways from the gym she was there to pick up the person who liked to jab alot ... kinda glad i thought with my big head for once :eek4:

    Cliffs: Hot model-stipper chick was fucked up late night wanted in to the overnight gym i go to, turns out she's a stabber or helping a stabber
     
  2. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    did you take pics?
     
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    ok then...
     
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    Arya Stark Resident Celebrity OT Supporter

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    What is a bike cop doing around 2am?
     
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    Ish New Member

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    tryin to catch me ridin dirty
     
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    Rumbaar Inherent Omniscience OT Supporter

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    Fixed


    Pix, tits, timestamp or it never happened!
     
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    nope don't bring a phone into the gym im too easily distracted

    he's one of the cops that keeps them on the back of his car and the gym is in the entrance of a neighborhood with lots of walking trails that they ride around all the time

    really i wish i could have taken pics this girl was gorgeous but happened to dress like a stripper but didn't look like she had the usuall stripper skank since its the gym has 24 hour surveilence i wonder if the owner would pull up the footage for me lol
     
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    it will be released as evidence some time down the road.
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    What the fuck kinda pornos you watching son??
     
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    Rumbaar Inherent Omniscience OT Supporter

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    Oh you want it?

    Show us your titties and suck both of us off and you can come in ... oh and you got any blow?!
     
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    most pornos ive seen start with some bitch in a skanky outfit sucking off a dude
     
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    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    :ugh:
     
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    are you gay? no homo

    even if she was running from the cops, still prob could have banged her and it would have been an irl pr0n
     
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    I'm always afraid some psychotic chick is going to be sucking my dick, then whip out a knife from nowhere and cut my dick off, then eat it right in front of me so that it can't be re-attached.

    :wtc:
     
  17. 4cd-Air

    4cd-Air Rape seemed like the next logical step

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    at least you found a chick that swallows?
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Dude what a fucked up and random fear :rofl:
     
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    Bro what you just wrote makes very little sense... like, literally, you should rewrite that it's horrible
     
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    Finest OG #93

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    Is it just me or did reading that just make no fucking sense whatsoever? I felt like I was in the head of a child with ADD, no cohesion of one complete thought at all in that wall of text.
     
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    man, that hurt my head
     
  22. BlkDrgnZ28

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    umm probably cause thats about correct
     
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    Same here, except replace knife with teeth and cut off with bite off. :ugh:
     
  24. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    blkdrgn has consistently posted incoherent ramblings since I can remember :rofl:
     
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