MMA Vegas Jiu-Jitsu Club enrollment sparks following UFC

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  1. El Rudo

    El Rudo The Borinqueneers

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    I thought this story was hilarous so I decided to share with y'all.

    source: http://www.f4wonline.com

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Six strippers at the Spearmint Rhino strip club in Las Vegas started martial arts classes Monday after bouncer Frank Mir appeared to fall asleep during an Ultimate Fighting Championships pay-per-view fight Saturday night. “God, did you see Frank?” said Peaches, 19. “I never knew he was so fat, I only saw him with his shirt on!” Heaven, 20, agreed. “I could have knocked him out in about round two. And he’s protecting us? No way am I leaving my body in that guy’s hands ever again. So to speak.” The girls enrolled in Ju-Jitsu Self Defense on Maryland Parkway. “Thank God we saw that fight,” Dallas, 18, said. “Otherwise we might be in big trouble next time some lecher gets out of hand!”
     
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  3. Mega-JC: Da Return

    Mega-JC: Da Return Tiger Knee!

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    :rofl: thats fucked up. Mir would still wreck as a bouncer I bet.
     
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    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    CyberEye Oh god, the voices

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    Ju Jitsu self defence?
     
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    Dude they are strippers probably not the sharpest knives in the draw. Also it wouldnt be too bad trying to pass their guard. :naughty:
     

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