Vaginariumers, What sayeth thou?

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  1. Sure why not?

    Sure why not? New Member

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    Ok so long story short, dated a girl for a while in college. Break things off because she wanted to "have some space, just be friends, other typical things college girls say, ect."

    So I see through all her excuses and break it all off completely, no contact for a while. Well its been a few months and out of the blue she sends text messages/ calls me sat night. I didn't answer because I just figure she's drunk, I'm drunk ect., nothing good can come of this.

    Anyways the next night (Sunday) I get another text message saying: "Can we hang out one time before you go home for summer?" I'm from Maine, she's from Mass so it's not like we're anywhere near eachother over the summer. I'm just wondering if any good can come from this and if I should go through with it or just ignore her.

    Possibility of slaying poon: 25%
     
  2. Chip Chipperson

    Chip Chipperson New Member

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    nothing to lose, why are you aksing us. go hump her
     
  3. ladiik3

    ladiik3 New Member

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    i say go for it all u have to lose is a sunday night....shes basically handin it to u
     
  4. moses

    moses OMGWTFBBQ

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    sure, why not?
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I don't really see the point. If you don't have sex it will most likely have been a waste of a day with her. And I am not saying you should only hang out with this girl for sex, but from the sounds of it she just is lonely and seeing you for one day before you leave for the whole summer almost sounds even more pointless without some act of sexual nature :dunno:
     
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    if she comes to you or will meet you halfway, go for it.
     
  7. wack0

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    id say the chance of slaying poon is moar like 75% if yo dont fuck it up
     
  8. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    Send her a text msg saying you are only willing to hang out if she puts out. See how she reacts :dunno:

    A)Your possibility of poon is 100%
    B)She gets pissed and you say you were joking then go home for the summer and not even think about it again.

    Win Win
     
  9. jonno

    jonno New Member

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    what part of mass? :naughty:

    i kid i kid :o
     
  10. BradUF

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    I thought you were gone until someone called you Lady Goodman.
     
  11. bandwagon

    bandwagon Copy/Paste

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    It is obvious she wants sex, but DO NOT verbalize this. Go hang out with her and 'watch a movie' and just escalate it slowly to sex. Never mention it before it happens, and never mention it after... you COULD do something like say "wow I can't believe we're doing this... we should stop" and then kiss her harder.

    It's supposed to be a fling.
     
  12. Sure why not?

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    See, here is the dilema: If it were to be a situation where sex could take place, it would have to be at her place. NO problem right? Wrong, her place is over 30 mins away. I also believe that she would opt to meet in a public setting. However, if we do end up at her place, I know exactly how to push her buttons to want teh secks. The only downside to this is I don't know if she's on the rag.:hsugh:

    Would it be worth it to go the extra distance for possible said fling?
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    bleh, sounds like too much work man.
     
  14. MattThom01

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    yeah, save gas, find somebody local or whack it.
     
  15. antihero

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    it always is, luckily for the human race some us were born with penises. :hs:
     
  16. Sure why not?

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    Update: I'm just ignoring her. She's not worth my time, and the ex is an ex for a reason, ect....
     
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    That was going to be my advice. :cool:
     
  18. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Totally disagree with the bolded part but it sounds like you over thought this anyways. Next time just go with the flow dude.

    You're the first person I've ever heard use the excuse that someone's 30 mins away. LOL I used to date a chick that lived easily 45 mins and if traffic was bad, 1.5 hours away from me. I still saw her 3-4 times a week.
     
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    It's not that 30 mins is way to far, although it can be quite a drive with traffic, plus I hate city driving anyway. But it's more of the fact that she wants to hang out with me, yet I have to go to her. Not going to happen.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Meh...lame

    You don't want to go for other reasons....like perhaps she broke your heart or something like that. either that or you just like playing games.

    Either way...you're staying home and not getting any.....gg
     
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    do it
     
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    no harm in it sure y not go c her
     

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