Vag, teach how to become an asshole

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  1. forgotmyname

    forgotmyname Active Member

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    Since it is the only way to get the attention from them. :naughty:

    I was one of them nice guys. :hs:
     
  2. XaPU!M

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    1. Walk up to a girl
    2. Ask her what her favorite video game is
    3. Tell her that it sucks
    4. ??
    5. Profit
     
  3. forgotmyname

    forgotmyname Active Member

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    woah, that would be too harsh. :eek3:
     
  4. korverftw

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    I just lightly make fun of things she likes in a funny way. If she tells you she's watching a chick flick, don't pretend to be interested. Say "wow, that sounds horrible." She'll giggle and think it's funny.
     
  5. forgotmyname

    forgotmyname Active Member

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    That's good. More.
     
  6. Thelonius

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    you don't have to be an asshole. treat her like she deserves to be treated. that's it.
     
  7. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Watch Jersey Shore.

    Model your behavior after the dudes on that show.

    Optional: paint skin orange.

    Profit
     
  8. forgotmyname

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    :ugh:
     
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    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    vag op "nooooo, real women don't like assholes" in 3..2..
     
  11. bacdo

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  12. Ferrari430

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    really? you want people from the internet to tell You how to live Your life? Pretty pathetic man. Instead..

    Go out there and try everything that you may think will work for you. Quit being a pussy afraid of rejection. Instead, try behaving in different ways around women and stick with the behaviour that gives you the best results.

    There isn't a magic formula to score with all women (except DHVing, giving false time constraints, and being the AMOG :o)
     
  13. kopetzki

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    you don't have to be an asshole, you just shouldn't act like a pathetic whimp with no backbone which is usually how guys who consider themselves "nice guys" act.
     
  14. ChipOnShoulder

    ChipOnShoulder New Member

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    Common fallacy. "Nice" has nothing to do with it, rather, you were a pushover i'm gonna guess.

    What you want is to be assertive. Assholes are assertive, sure, but their abrasive way doesn't earn any favors. You can be assertive and confident in yourself without being an asshole.

    The "Nice Guy" comment reveals a lot about yourself, you should look into that

    http://ezinearticles.com/?Why-Nice-Guys-Suck-and-Women-Dont-Want-Them&id=1295678

    http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml
     
  15. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Yes, there is. C16H12FN3O3

    (aka Rohypnol)




    :mamoru::o

    Yes, I am just kidding. :noes:
     
  16. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :werd: I used to be that way; I learned rather quickly that it doesn't work. Confidence FTW.
     
  17. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I think you want challenging more than asshole. At least by my grip on the word. When I think asshole I think actually sadistic, actually abusive, actually vicious.
     
  18. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    You're already an asshole, forgotmyname. So obviously you're problem lies elsewhere.
     
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    just_another_on New Member

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    Difference between being an asshole and being cocky/confident is a cunt hair.
     
  20. forgotmyname

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    :hsugh:
     
  21. XaPU!M

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    Seriously, if you want to be an asshole to women, treat them how you treat OT.

    Pretty much the same reason little boys push girls they like into the mud :dunno:

    If you troll the girls you like maybe they'll be attracted to your super-troll-awesomeness, wouldn't work for most guys, but most guys don't troll like you do (though most guys have better things to do with their time...)
     
  22. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    :werd: We all know that you're capable of being a major ass, forgotmyname, which leads me to believe if you aren't an ass when you interact with women it's because you're holding back, which is the real issue. Just be yourself, express your opinions, and accept that you're going to offend some people.
     
  23. PcH

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    How long has that hair been growing though :o
     
  24. antihero

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    just do whatever you want....
     
  25. Gogoplata

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    no, you really have to be an asshole.

    ask me how I know ;)
     

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