Vag Interview with CobraCommander

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  1. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander OT Supporter

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    Name: Kevin

    Age:
    22

    Gender:
    Male

    Ethnicity:
    Cockasian

    Religious Affiliation:
    Agnostic

    Siblings:
    1 Sister

    Ages of Siblings:
    10 :noes:

    Where raised:
    Montana from 8-18

    Level and place of education:
    HS, Some Collegio, Shitloads of Navy Training, Montana and various Online courses

    Occupation:
    Information Systems Technician 2nd Class (USN)

    Hobbies:
    Games, Football (proper), Lifting Weights, Traveling

    Sexual preference:
    Women pl0x

    Measurements: :mamoru:
    6-0

    Best and worst experiences with SO's?
    Best:

    To be honest, I have had amazing experiences with ALL of my serious girlfriend's..none of them outdo the other. If I had to put a finger on just ONE, I would say my current is the most awesomesauce.

    Worst:

    When I went on deployment on early 08, I was dating a girl for about ~8 mos. Serious enough for me. Anyway, she had lied to me about various things before and I had caught her (no cheating involved or anything but lying that bothered me I can't remember specifics) but we stayed together. I left for deployment on February 04 2008. I turned 21 2 days later...in a dry country. Awesome.

    We stayed together...tension quickly rose. Terrible things go through a man's head when in the desert..at least for me. I talked to her on the phone one night about her going to see her brother (who lives in Panama City) for the weekend. DURING SPRING BREAK. I didn't care and said that's awesome, check out the MTV shitz that's going on..should be fun. She said "Nah, I just want to see my bro and chill..get away from work you know.." Cool I say.

    I'm giving my morning brief 2 weeks later about server maintenance, backups..etc. My Chief interrupts me with "Got DAYUM them bitches can DAY-UNCE!" I turn around and was like, "Fuckin hellz yea maa fucka shit got dayum fuck tits, whoa, whoa, WHOA. That girl looks mad familiar" Chief: "HAHAHAHA I bet that's your girl grindin on all them dudes HHAHA sucks to be you" (Jokingly as fuck mind you). I get closer to the T.V. and what the FUCK do you know...it's her all over some D-bags dancin and grindin and smashin drinks down like a cum fested orgy in her mouth.

    We broke up pretty badly. I called her an idiot for signing a release for television and expecting me not to see it.

    Fantasy Date:
    Two chicks at the same time.

    Tell us about your childhood:
    I moved alot before I turned 8. My dad was an A-10 pilot for the AF so we were all over. My parents split at the age of 7. I remember every detail about that day. My stepdad hit me. This sentence has too many periods.

    What do you think contributed to your like/dislike of women or men:
    I love women and there are too many bro's to make me not like men..and i'm not intimidated by them so w/e.

    Best Relationship:
    Current

    Worst Relationship:
    Bitch that fagged out in the desert and got married to my roommate and now has a kid with him.

    Are your siblings like you at all in their relationships:
    She's 10..I fucking hope not

    How open minded are you:
    Depends on the sitch.. I won't suck dick..faggot

    Have you ever been involved in a 3some:
    Jesus no..only in my dreams. I will have one before i die though. Paid for or not. It WILL happen.

    What do you look for in another partner:
    Humour, Athleticism, Adaptability, Gamer, Boobs, Ass, Teeth..in that order

    Do you think a persons promiscuity or lack there of has to do with their childhood:
    Fuck no

    Have you used online sites for the reasons of getting sex or dates or both:
    Yup and it was lame..sex was good though

    What's your favorite body part of the opposite sex:
    Smile..wait

    Describe your type of partner:
    Short (5'4"-5'-8"), funny, awesome, likes to sleep, sucks cock, swallows

    What type of partner you actually date:
    ^^

    Any words of advice for the Vag lurkers?
    Anything that babylon says is usually funny. Don't be stupid. If you ever have a problem, and don't want it remembered, please don't hesitate to NOT tell beer because she remembers EVERYTHING.

    Scotland and My cannon

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  2. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    BOUT TIME.


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    you never had two chicks at the same time?! :o
     
  4. Cobra Commander

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    Yeah dude, I am really upset about it too.. I have had like 5 lined up but I can be a hothead and the situations just pissed me off so I got NO play those nights :wtc:
     
  5. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl: Love this

    Questions:

    -favorite breakfast cereal?
    -what do you put on your hotdog?
    -Name one thing you would do if you knew you couldn't fail
    -least favorite article of clothing
    -HUMP ISLAND

    go go go go
     
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    What would you wear if you were stuck on an island for a week?
    Do you have a middle name?
    How is your relationship with your sister?
    How old were you when you first started dating?
    What's your favorite season?
     
  7. Cobra Commander

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    -favorite breakfast cereal? : MF Lucky Chizzarms
    -what do you put on your hotdog? : Ketchup like it's raining
    -Name one thing you would do if you knew you couldn't fail : Fly
    -least favorite article of clothing : Gloves
    -HUMP ISLAND :
    J-Alba pre herpes and kid
    J-Biel
    Catherine Zeta Jones
    Chick from fight club cause got DAMN she's fucking weird
    Halle berry
     
  8. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander OT Supporter

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    What would you wear if you were stuck on an island for a week? : A leaf thong like Tarzan
    Do you have a middle name? : Michael
    How is your relationship with your sister? : I would take a bullet for her and coach her through her period
    How old were you when you first started dating? : 16 :o
    What's your favorite season? : Summer and Winter (Yes, I have two)
     
  9. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :eek3::eek3::eek3: well damn.


    Right on my friend :h5:
     
  10. Cobra Commander

    Cobra Commander OT Supporter

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    Did I answer something incorrectly or did you want me to answer in the form of a question..jeopardy style?
     
  11. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    No no- you answers were fantastic! Leave them like they are :big grin:
     
  12. Cobra Commander

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    :love:
     
  13. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    :rofl: good read.
    wow..........your parents had your sister 12 years after you?
    Did they not like you at age 12 and decided to have another go?
     
  14. Cobra Commander

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    Well, technically, she is my half-sister. I consider her full blood and never treat her like she isn't anything but the best.
     
  15. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    ah I see. that's cool.
    What's the favourite place you've ever been to/lived in?
     
  16. Cobra Commander

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    My favorite place that I have been to so far is definitely Prague. My fav to live in is definitely the U.K. Even though I hate the word "cheers" now.

    Once I start travelling more I'll let you know what my best experiences were here.
     
  17. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    details on why prague?
    and i used to say "cheers" alot but then got made fun because of my accent and realized that americans dont like british lingo/accent :hs:
     
  18. just_another_on

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    You're from the UK?! o.0
     
  19. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    no no...but ive lived there for some time as a kid..and got british education hence retained some lingo and accent.
     
  20. Cobra Commander

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    Prague was amazing because of..well I will write up a story about that at a later date. It's a huge post.
     
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    Way too much effort flying around in this thread broseph!
     
  22. D7

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    I has questions!

    Ever name your penis? If so, what?

    Which style of panties do you like your ladies in?

    Have you ever cooked Thanksgiving dinner?

    Last babysitting experience? :rofl:

    Last gift you bought your mom?

    What do you see yourself doing when you leave your current job?

    Sexiest form of non verbal communication? Given? Received? Fantasy?

    Morning or night person?

    1 food that you always have in the house?

    Place you would move if you won the lotto?

    Favorite scent that is commercially made?

    Perfect bra cup size on your ladies?

    Are you typically attracted to ladies who spend a lot of time doing make-up, hair, nails, etc, or do you like 'em to roll out of bed and throw their hair up and go?

    Where would you like to go most that you haven't already been?

    If you were going to have sex with a post-op transgendered person, would you rather it be MtF or FtM?
     
  23. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    :bowrofl: about time you showed up.
     
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