MIL USRSF - New Elite Fighting Unit Announced By Pentagon

Discussion in 'On Topic' started by James Williams, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. James Williams

    James Williams New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2005
    Messages:
    45
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-Man elite fighting unit called the U .S . Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, South Caroline, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and will have been given only the following facts about the terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5.They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This situation in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
     
  2. [HRT]Squirrel Master

    [HRT]Squirrel Master New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2005
    Messages:
    541
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Oregon
    because this wasnt posted at the FIRST gulf war.....
     
  3. DaRkPhAnToM

    DaRkPhAnToM FML OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2004
    Messages:
    4,883
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Lithia, FL
    old as fuck. heres the pic for it though...

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    34,662
    Likes Received:
    150
    Location:
    the places in between
    It was funny back when it was new... We know you're new, but you are bound to meet with a shitstorm in OT for posts like this. Two reasons:
    1. No avatar. They only cost $4.95. Period. No recurring charges. Ever.
    2. Any time you post something that is more than ... oh, say a month old, you will get hit with the REPOST brick.
    Having said that, in as nice a way as I know how, let me welcome you to Off Topic. Enjoy your stay! :wavey:
     
  5. James Williams

    James Williams New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2005
    Messages:
    45
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Boise, Idaho
    I just gotta today for the first time, sorry about that.

    Move along then...

    BTW, the picture is a helluva lot funnier than just having the text.
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2004
    Messages:
    34,662
    Likes Received:
    150
    Location:
    the places in between
    :werd:

    BTW - if you have a sub you can search on OT. That's something that will help you to not repost something that's already been shared. :)
     
  7. mongorunner

    mongorunner New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2004
    Messages:
    23,806
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    TEXAS k?
  8. Rodthrower18

    Rodthrower18 New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2005
    Messages:
    2,447
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Dallas
    I still thought it was funny :dunno:
     
  9. insomnia

    insomnia New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2004
    Messages:
    46,883
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Korea
    :bowrofl:


    new to me
     

Share This Page