LGBT update v2. omg he did it with a girl

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by suckmyexhaust, May 3, 2006.

  1. suckmyexhaust

    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    So I dumped my gf of the past 7 months. just got to be to much and to damn clingy.

    and sex w/ women is overrated.
     
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    Moonwalker fagulous

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  3. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    we could have saved you a lot of hassle. :mamoru:
     
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    yeah... but the only way to learn is to experience it for yourself. how ya'll been hangin' lately?
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    yeah I hear ya.

    hanging lately? long, lean and full of cream. you?
     
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    Might I help you get rid of some of the cream? I do have fresh strawberries in my fridge. :mamoru:

    (and yeah I hear ya about women, tried it, didn't like it)
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    ....forgive me Father for I have sinned....would you like to taste my...."host"? :mamoru:
     
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    You realise I am gonna have to ask you to say your prayers on your knees if front of me. :drool: (and yeah, the sharing of the hosts is cool with me)
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    you do realise, I hate organized religion and there's only one person that will be on their knees, and it won't be me.

    In the background, hearing the line from the movie The Exorcist - The Beginning: "God is not here today priest....":mamoru:
     
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    Ahem if you think I am going to be on my knees when I am the one who has the clergy robes, you are so fucking wrong. Just to show you I am kind, I will give you a pad to kneel on though. :mamoru:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Clergy robes, or no clergy robes, I could care less if you were in your best frock. Hold on to those pads, because you're the only one who may have a need for them. :fawk:
     
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    :rolleyes: From what I heard even if I was on my knees in front of you, I probably would have trouble seeing it unless I reading glasses to make it larger.

    :bigthumb:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    Unfortunately, what you heard is inaccurate, as are most things you read on OT and hear from OT members. Those who need to know, have seen the pics and seen it in person. Far from disappointed might I add.

    As for you and your glasses....

    [​IMG]

    ...it's no wonder you can't see anything with those coke bottles.
     
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    I don't wear glasses. And besides, who said I heard it from an OT member? :dunno:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    because I know, you don't know anyone I've been with. :o
     
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    :rolleyes:

    Dear, I have seen your website. Good thing I got the pass for free, no way I would have paid to see that damn thing.
     
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    :eek3::eek3::eek3: What web site???? :eek3::eek3::eek3:
     
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    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    you didn't hear that from me...

    I've seen it... It's big... real big... :o
     
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    <---- throws MapleLeaf the hand....

    :fawk:
     
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    Don't inflate your ego thinking you are the source of my inside information. :rolleyes:
     
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    So I am correct, throwing the hand is natural cause your dick is too small to throw. :fawk2:




    :gfight:
     
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    Considering that you are a priest, or a priest-in-training, you should be more concerned about the pulpit and the parishoners, rather than the penis size. :fawk:
     
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    Ahem clearly you haven't been to my church. :rofl:
     

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