COMIC Ultimatum. :ugh:

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  1. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    :hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh::hsugh:

    Some great gems here from Jeph Loeb.

    "You're speaking to this loon, Jan? Hello. He shot you with ant spray. That's weird even by MY standards."

    "Butt out of this, Hawkeye."

    "Bite me, Freak."

    OH what compelling dialogue. I think these characters are really creating chemistry and a bond of some kind. It's just wonderful. Just wonderful.

    Oh and here's another!

    "Sue. She pushed herself like never before shoving the water back into the ocean. But she won't wake up now. She's barely breathing. You've got to get her to help, Ben."

    Oh? Thanks for telling me that. I definitely didn't notice that from the page before where she was pushing herself harder than I have ever seen shoving the water back into the ocean and her collapsing and not waking up, Jeph Loeb. Thanks!

    God what a piece of shit.
     
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    Pitt 1-1-11 — Never Forget OT Supporter

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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    Seriously, I had to TYPE that out to see if I could actually do it.

    How does he look at himself in the morning without feeling paralyzed with shame?

    Typing that out made me feel really icky.
     
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    yawgmoth nine > ten OT Supporter

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    the most baffling question is why'd you get it, knowing full well ahead of time of how horrible loeb has been? silly sirc.
     
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    Nader_D HAHAHEHHUH ---- POOOHhHhHHCHhh! OT Supporter

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    like yawgmoth said, if his name is on it, why do you waste your time?

    i personally think it was a good issue.
     
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    He and Joe Quesada should be Red Lanterns.



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  7. Sirc

    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    I downloaded that shit. Fuck that I'd never buy any of his shit.

    I just hoped that they would've had someone there to fix that shit. I don't know maybe like... AN EDITOR OR SOMETHING?
     
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    yawgmoth nine > ten OT Supporter

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    ah ok. and yeah maybe loeb has marvel by the balls with some clause in his contract that lets him rape and spit at will?
     
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    dont read the book if you dont like it.
     
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    CabbieNamedAxel OTCC|SF OT Supporter

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    How would you know if you didn't like it then?
     
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    Good point :rofl:

    I read it, despite the fact that i knew it'd be a shitfest of epic proportions.
    Seriously, Marvel should just back the fuck off and let this guy off the big shit. He's fucking ruining everything he touches. It's as if it's pure malicious acts :ugh:

    And on the DC side you've got Morrisson. Jesus fucking wept, that guy is just about as bad as Loeb is these days. If he had any sense of decency, he'd stab himself in the heart with a rusty spike. His value doesn't even amount to the contents of a slop bucket in an enema clinic. :rolleyes:
     
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    Morrison, Miller, and Loeb are going a little off the handle lately. Morrison isn't as bad as the others though.
     
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    CabbieNamedAxel OTCC|SF OT Supporter

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    I got nothing against Millar, I like his shit. Actually, I love his shit, I never realized he did Red Son (one of the comics to get me into this forum)
     
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    Miller, not Millar. Frank Miller. I love Mark Millar.
     
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    All-Star > Final Crisis

    :barf:
     
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    Haven't read much of Final Crisis, but RIP sounds pretty cool :o

    I'm waiting to pick that up as a TPB though :o
     
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    um allstar 1-9 > final crisis

    #10 < final crisis
     
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    At least Frank Miller doesn't try to shoehorn "cool" words into dialogue nor does he have the characters TELL YOU exactly what happens in the panels before.
     
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    he just uses an unnecessary amount of profanity
     
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    :love:
     
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    Sirc Dr. Hourse Crew #1

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    That doesn't mean he's a bad writer. Jeph Loeb is just plain horrible. I'm seriously hoping he comes to wondercon so I can ask him some questions.
     
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    At gun point.
     
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    Probably at poop point. I'm gonna poop in his mouth.
     
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    Like you did with Whedon earlier this year? :rofl::rofl:
     

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