UGH birthdays at work

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  1. themolsen

    themolsen New Member

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    Just because I'm the only fit person in the office, that doesn't mean I can eat your entire Hershey's chocolate cake. There's a reason why I'm fit, dumbasses. "OMG YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD GENES!!!" No, I just don't sit on my ass all day and eat chocolate.


    ...but I ate it anyways

    Ham, green bean casserole, potato salad, deviled eggs, and some god forsaken chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream.

    Lunch totals:
    1522 calories
    65g fat
    320g chol
    1469g sodium
    173g carbs
    31g sugar
    2g fiber
    40g protein

    :rofl::rofl: I guess that about does it for my cheat day
     
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    the funny thing is you calculated that all out, lol. It's yo bday son.
     
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    http://www.livestrong.com/myplate/ ftw

    It's not even my birthday, but everyone assumes I will eat the chocolate cake for them. I will not, however.
     
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    Great post, thanks for sharing.
     
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    Any time, shreddy bomb bros
     
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    my work used to provide food on a random friday every month. they would put out fried chicken, potato chips, cake, and some big open tubs of macaroni and egg salads :ugh:
     
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    god forbid
     
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    :rofl: its not a huge deal i ate the shit a few times but would you really trust some open egg salad thats been sitting in the breakroom for hours? shit is nasty

    these are the same people that would bitch and moan for an hour whenever i steamed veggies in the microwave because of the smell
     
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    pizza day every friday for me :bowdown:
     
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    it's one day with cake, cmon dude
     
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    and then a week of fat old women saying "eat this cake, you can afford it! lulz! I used to look like you when I start here! lulz!"

    And then my lats tear through my shirt and they get it

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    Fat people at work tell me they're going to start working out and eating right and I pretend to encourage them. They're still fat.

    Then they'll order in gigantic Costco pizzas and eat it all.
     
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