MMA UFC All Access Curse STRIKES AGAIN

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  1. whup

    whup I wish you had children and.. so that I could step

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    Franklin 58 - Wins in 5 rounds against Loiseau, but suffers several injuries in the process, including a broken hand. When he eventually returns to the game, he is infamously dismantled by Silva. The curse is born.

    AA 59 - The seemingly unstoppable Pitbull knocks down Sylvia with a cracking right hand, and here comes the inevitable finish and another dominating victory. But the highlight reel doesn't end there. Sylvia, invigorated by the demonic powers of the All Access Curse, recovers and puts AA to sleep. AA suffers an injury in the rematch, limiting his gameplan and losing a lacklustre decision.

    Tito 61 - His post-All Access matches against Shamrock were farces. Tito was a real chance against Liddell, but 5 rounds is too long for him to stay out of danger. Tito loses. He certainly wasn't the favourite; he still loses and is another potential All Access victim.

    Babalu 62 - The curse addles his brains as he abandons any semblance of a smart gameplan by swinging wildly at Liddell until the inevitable counterpunch lands. "What the fuck was he thinking?!" everyone asks. Indeed.

    Hughes 65 - Seemingly in GSP's head, and already talked up as the greatest WW ever. Made to look ordinary and was essentially finished twice after being saved by the bell at the end of the 1st.

    Chuck 66 - He wins over Tito; someone already afflicted with the All Access Curse. Like Tito, will the curse take 1 or 2 fights before it really kicks in? Rampage would like to think so.

    GSP 69 - The man that was the next to create a legacy in the Welterweight division faced off against a journeyman who had won a shot at redemption. Serra presented a threat on the ground for sure, but for Serra to pummel GSP on the feet with concussive fists and win by TKO was unthinkable. Rogan's call of "Unbelievable!" applies here for once.

    WHO'S NEXT? :noes:


    *disclaimer*: this post may not be deadly serious
     
  2. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    thats shits legit!

    I said the same thing when I was watching it and my friends were like "what about Liddell?"
     
  3. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    and to add to the expanding power of the curse. I watched All Access like a day before my last fight....

    could it be?
     
  4. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

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    yes !!! i was talking with my buddy about this the other day !!!! the curse of the all access !!!!

    ( the curse of rachelle leah's teh hotttnesss )
     
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    Kuet New Member

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    :rofl: did you write that yourself?? i like how you convey sarcasm. Very effective.
     
  6. yawgmoth

    yawgmoth nine > ten OT Supporter

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    Isn't their a curse like this with nfl stars on the cover of the madden video game?
     
  7. jmx2323

    jmx2323 OT Supporter

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    damn just like the Madden curse
     
  8. whup

    whup I wish you had children and.. so that I could step

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    Yes. I actually noticed the GSP All Access I had tried to download the other day, and thought, oh shit the All Access Curse! It makes sense now! I decided that I had to let the people know who didn't already.
     
  9. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    thats what i was thinking :eek3:
     
  10. xinster

    xinster New Member

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    who has won then?
     
  11. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

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    If 2 fighters fighting have both been on All Access the first to appear on the show will be cursed.
     
  12. momentum

    momentum CAN'T STOP THIS SON!

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    lol, they probably get the curse by rachelle's pussy juices:mamoru:
     
  13. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

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    way to copy what i said- FIRST !!! :squint: :squint: :squint: :squint:












































    :cool:
     
  14. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

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    I dont know why but every time i see them do all access I always get the impression that the fighters fuck her right after the all access
     

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