UFC 96 Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS*** Are you fucking serious Jo Silva? Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell? This card should be renamed "UFC 96: Brown vs. Sell" so that everyone will know before checking or paying that this event is a complete waste of time and money. Main Card *Quinton Jackson vs. Keith Jardine *Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga *Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell *Matt Hamill vs. Mark Munoz *Gray Maynard vs. Jim Miller Preliminary Card *Tamdan McCrory vs. Ryan Madigan *Kendall Grove vs. Jason Day *Tim Boetsch vs. Jason Brilz *Brandon Vera vs. Mike Patt *Aaron Riley vs. Shane Nelson It irritates me that they are going to poo-dick lyoto liek this. "If" Rampage beats jardine? Unless Rampage decides he still doesnt need to check leg kicks, and Jardine gets Jay Leno to donate his chin, he's going to sleep. Carwin vs Gonzaga might be exciting. For 30 seconds until someone gasses and Blanca reminds us that the CroCop kick was a fluke. Brown vs Sell. They both seem like good guys and all, but I would rather pay money to see someone fuck my retarded sister than have to watch these two bros "slug it out" Matt Hammil, you knwo why you can;t hear me cheering for you? It's cause i'm booing. That, and you're deaf. God hates you and so do I. Maynard vs Miller. While this could be a fantastic fight, Maynard should be working his way into title contentions, for no other fact than because he has "nard" in his name. McCrory vs Madigan, should be a main card fight. Will deliver. Grove vs Day, like it or not, this has the makings for one of the best fights on the card. Anyone else hoping for another prison rape KO of Grove? Giggity. Boetsch vs Some Guy, Hoping for caveman rape throw Vera vs Some Random Guy who got TKO'd by Boetsch in 2 minutes. Dear Brandon Vera, wake the fuck up. This is a reality check, you barely damaged Reese Andy, you didnt even drop the Queen of Chin Kieth Jardin. Now you are getting Tim Boetsch's leftovers. Put down the god damn lumpia and kick this guy in the head so fuckign hard he'll hope his step dad will shoot him. Aaron Riley vs TUF retard. For fuck's sake, Aaron Riley has the greatest job on earth. He got to spend 15 minutes kicking the shit out of Jorge Gurgel, now he gets to shin rape this little Hilo Joto.