MMA UFC 96: Serious UGH

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  1. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    UFC 96 Discussion Thread ***SPOILERS***

    Are you fucking serious Jo Silva? Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell? This card should be renamed "UFC 96: Brown vs. Sell" so that everyone will know before checking or paying that this event is a complete waste of time and money.

    Main Card
    *Quinton Jackson vs. Keith Jardine
    *Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga
    *Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell
    *Matt Hamill vs. Mark Munoz
    *Gray Maynard vs. Jim Miller

    Preliminary Card
    *Tamdan McCrory vs. Ryan Madigan
    *Kendall Grove vs. Jason Day
    *Tim Boetsch vs. Jason Brilz
    *Brandon Vera vs. Mike Patt
    *Aaron Riley vs. Shane Nelson


    It irritates me that they are going to poo-dick lyoto liek this. "If" Rampage beats jardine? Unless Rampage decides he still doesnt need to check leg kicks, and Jardine gets Jay Leno to donate his chin, he's going to sleep.

    Carwin vs Gonzaga might be exciting. For 30 seconds until someone gasses and Blanca reminds us that the CroCop kick was a fluke.

    Brown vs Sell. They both seem like good guys and all, but I would rather pay money to see someone fuck my retarded sister than have to watch these two bros "slug it out"

    Matt Hammil, you knwo why you can;t hear me cheering for you? It's cause i'm booing. That, and you're deaf. God hates you and so do I.

    Maynard vs Miller. While this could be a fantastic fight, Maynard should be working his way into title contentions, for no other fact than because he has "nard" in his name.

    McCrory vs Madigan, should be a main card fight. Will deliver.

    Grove vs Day, like it or not, this has the makings for one of the best fights on the card. Anyone else hoping for another prison rape KO of Grove? Giggity.

    Boetsch vs Some Guy, Hoping for caveman rape throw

    Vera vs Some Random Guy who got TKO'd by Boetsch in 2 minutes. Dear Brandon Vera, wake the fuck up. This is a reality check, you barely damaged Reese Andy, you didnt even drop the Queen of Chin Kieth Jardin. Now you are getting Tim Boetsch's leftovers. Put down the god damn lumpia and kick this guy in the head so fuckign hard he'll hope his step dad will shoot him.

    Aaron Riley vs TUF retard. For fuck's sake, Aaron Riley has the greatest job on earth. He got to spend 15 minutes kicking the shit out of Jorge Gurgel, now he gets to shin rape this little Hilo Joto.
     
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  2. Trueno

    Trueno Bаnned bу Ѕuреr Μоdеrаtоrs

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    :rofl: @ Vera
     
  3. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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  4. Ricey McRicerton

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    I don't see the Matt Hamil hate.
     
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    i almost feel bad for vera, his bandwagon only lasted for a few minutes now he's fighting cans in preliminary fights
     
  6. checkii

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    real talk nigga, do you suck dicks
     
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    BoypussY game over.

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    you could suck a golfball through a garden hose :mamoru:
     
  8. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    yeah right, more like a softball bitch [​IMG]
     
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    Toodles You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the w OT Supporter

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    the UFC geeksquad didnt even bother to put up a flash site for this event :mamoru:

    this card doesnt even deserve to be on ppv
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    :bowrofl: checkii's best predictions yet.
     
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    :werd:

    UFC 95 was better than this.

    Although I must say I'm excited to see Munoz make his UFC debut, and Jim Miller vs Gray Maynard should be an AWESOME fight.
     
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    agree
     
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    Everyone bitched and fucking moaned about UFC 95 and it was one of the most entertaining UFC cards in recent memory.
     
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    Maynard vs. Miller :bowdown:
     
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    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    if you dont like the card, done buy it and via shitty ppv numbers, they will learn their lesson

    or something...
     
  18. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    skinny troll > fat troll
     
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    it was edited for your faggotry.

    and fat faggotry > skinny faggotry
     
  20. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    just cause I work bottle service at a gay bar doesn't mean i'm a faggot. I aint scared of no faggots either. i'll fuckin fight any fuckin one of yous.
     
  21. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    All 5 undercard fights have the potential to be over in the first. So as long as the MC fights dont all go to decision, we might see some awesome highlight reel finishes.
     
  22. dragomungus

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    I knew you'd jump back on my dick.
     
  23. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    god you are a piece of shit on a homo's cock.

    just hoping the cage might have one conversation that revolves around something other than Timmy's inability to get a job and/or pussy, Hillary her triangle of death, or Mythrel and his feelings on marijuana. :wtc:
     
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    This thread has me loling

    And I agree, this is a shitty card and at least UFC 95 was free. Figures I finally have some dough to spend on UFC tickets and this is the card I'm offered. At least I'm hoping to see some fighters around the Arnold or downtown on Saturday night :x:
     

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