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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    cliffs: guys go for the girl i'm in love with, fail horribly.

    last repost. i swear

    i have a couple crash & burns from last night (from other guys) because my lover was performing. admittedly it was a hard situation for the pursuers because the girl in question was in love with someone and, like i said, performing. but still, some of these attempts were horrible, wonderful examples of what not to do.

    here was one of the guys who came up to my lover. (she was pole-dancing tonight for this party.)

    he goes up to her and clears his throat and then says, "you're SO hot!!'

    she said "oh... um... thanks!"

    "no but you're SOO HOT! you're so hot."

    "[laugh] oh - cool. thanks"

    "i'm serious. has anyone told you that tonight? you're so hot. do you want to dance? do you want to dance?"

    "oh - um - yes actually a few people told me... sure... let me just dance with this guy and then sure," she said. "yeah - we can dance!"

    he said., "ok, it's just that I've never danced with someone SO HOT before. omg"

    "ok..."

    "you don't want to dance, do you. you don't want to."

    she did go back to him later that night and gave him a couple of kisses on the cheek and had a conversation with him because she is an amazingly ridiculousy nice person. (i'm not saying it's "ridiculously" nice to talk to the poor guy... rather, she is a ridiculously nice person, so talking to him after the party was the least she would traditionally do.)

    here was another guy...

    he was being a chode and she wanted to boost him up and make him feel confident and get him dancing with girls. so she invited him to dance.

    he was passive-aggressive about the entire thing. it was insane.

    she told him to come dance with her.
    he said, "oh, no, but, you're boyfriend..." (talking about me :rofl: ... he knows we don't use that label)
    "he's not my boyfriend,"
    "but..." he said, putting on a confused, uncertain, exaggeratedly pitiable expression.

    my lover turned to me and sarcastically pantomimed being insecure and asking me permission to dance.

    "i dunno..." i said. "i'm not sure that's ok..."

    (this was a joke because one of the good things about our relationship is that there ARE no rules about things being "ok")

    she had to go back on stage so I gave him a talk in between. i told him what i said above ("best part is the independence... just saying... you looked uncomfortable... don't be") so he knew he could dance with her.

    with my "permission", later on, he allows HER to FORCE him to dance with her. (rewarding his AFC behavior I suppose... good intentions on her part though :hs:)

    as they go into the crowd he talks about what a bad dancer is and dances pretty badly as if to back up his self-deprecation. as she pulls him further into the group, he hesitates, complaining, "but there are girls there and stuff," to make fun of how awkward he is.

    "I'm so awkward," he adds.

    as the song ended he said "we should hang out. really. like, watch a movie." he looks mopey for a moment, holds her hands longingly. "and you know," he says, "cuddle. like friends. a friendly cuddle, that's all."

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    FloppyCock New Member

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    Why do you keep reposting the same thing with different titles?
     
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    l:rofl:o:rofl:l:rofl:
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    neurotic :dunno:

    first one i had to delete for personal reasons, second one had a preachy title.
     
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    answer is still the same as it was in the other thread:

    ok... :hsugh:
     
  6. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    kiri... what is the point of that comment. :hs:
     
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    cool but the word/title "lover" gets to me for some reason
     
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    grltechie21 *insert something witty here*

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    Why the hell do you call her your lover??? 1st-That makes you sound like an old fart and 2nd- She's either a G/F or a F'Buddy....but a lover??? wtf???
     
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    so what are you hoping to accomplish by posting this?
    do you want advice?
    comments?
    people to tell you what to make of it?

    I guess i dont understand...
     
  10. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    JJJ, I usually find your posts interesting and insightful, even if I don't agree with them. But honestly, I don't understand the point of this thread or any similar previous ones you've posted.
     
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    Thanks for the laugh man. :rofl:
     
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    Lover always throws me off to. It always makes me think he is gay :dunno:
    (don't worry JJJ I know that in this case your love is a girl)
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :mamoru: Me too. I don't know why honestly. I will call my bf "lover" but as a joke sometimes, saying it "my LOOOOVVVVAAAA."
     
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    XaPU!M Active Member

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    Well everyone keeps laughing at the word lover. You should probably delete this thread and make a 4th one :rofl:
     
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    I just wanted to clarify...

    *I* wasn't laughing at the word "lover". I was laughing at the whole god damn thing. I got this image of them mouthing the words to each other "Is it ok?" and I started cackling. You have to see this image in my head to understand why I am laughing though.
     
  16. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    :rofl:
     
  17. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    I don't think anyone is actualy laughing AT him. I was just making a joke
     
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    you sound like a creepy wierdo...

    enjoy your std's
     
  19. jonno

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    COOL BRO
     
  20. Viper

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    I think you all misunderstand my humor.

    I don't want to seem like I was calling you out for that or anything. I was just explaining why I was laughing. Just to clarify.

    I probably should've put a ":rofl:" smilie in there somewhere.
     
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    to say "why are you posting this 3 times with different titles, and why are you posting it at all?"

    i mean, cool story hansel, but :dunno:
     
  22. XaPU!M

    XaPU!M Active Member

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    No no I knew that. Just didn't want JJJ thinking we were all laughing at him or somethin :mamoru:
     
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    why does anybody post anything when +90% of the people don't care?
     
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    I am :dunno:

    "My lover rejects other guys in front of me! Ha! Ha! I will brag to the internet about it!"
     
  25. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    :rofl:
     
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