Truth in Jest?

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  1. TheChica504

    TheChica504 New Member

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    So I've been seeing a guy for awhile now, and while a little freaky, has shown no interest or made no mention of having any bisexual tendencies. Last night I got some out of the blue texts from him saying how he was dragged out to gay bars last night, was offered cock, accepted, and sucked dick in front of everyone. When I asked him to call me, the response was "Nope, gay now."

    This morning, I wake up to "OMG, I'm so sorry about last night. No I'm not banging other girls, and no I'm not gay". But turns out one of his guy friends stayed over because he was too drunk to drive home and they shared the bed. Have yet to have a real conversation with him, but he swears up and down that nothing like he said happened. I have a hard time believing it.

    To my straight OTers: drunk or sober, would you ever lie about participating in same sex encounters as a joke if you didn't ever mean it? To me, homosexual and bisexual acts aren't a laughing matter, and I wouldn't even joke about doing those things unless there was some truth behind my innuendo. I'm pretty sure my best bet is to bail fast in this situation, but I thought it would be interesting to see if any of you would ever lie or joke about your orientation/actions, or if the only way you'd cross that line was if there's truth to your jest.
     
  2. CorpseStreet

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    I absolutely would joke about my orientation and I don't think it's a big deal or it means anything if some one does :dunno:
     
  3. Cobra Commander

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    :rofl:

    HOLY FUCK THAT IS FUNNY
     
  4. TheChica504

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    Not going to lie, as much as it hurts, I thought it was too. :hs:
     
  5. D7

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    Men don't joke about being homo
     
  6. D7

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    :gtfo: this is IRL :mamoru:
     
  7. CorpseStreet

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    I've heard men joke about being gay in real life, it was never a big deal
     
  8. Cobra Commander

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    She lives in a mormon-infested capita. I'm sure she has no idea what you are talking about B.
     
  9. TheChica504

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    Very true, but would you be homo to your SO in the same way?

    I suppose it could be a chicken attempt at bailing...
     
  10. D7

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    :rofl: Utah Valley was only 15 minutes away (closet homo capitol)
     
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  11. Cobra Commander

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    [y]VW3jn3vOiMM[/y]
     
  12. scent of a wookie

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    Like mentioned, his friends may have sent the texts. If he says he sent them as a joke, I wouldn't believe that.
     
  13. alkalinesolo

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    Men definitely joke about each other being gay. Those text messages sound just like one of his buddies got ahold of his phone.
     
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    Yes please bail. He deserves better than you. Learn to take a joke.
     
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    I met my gf by pretending I was gay. My friends went right along with it. No homo.
     
  16. iwishyouwerebeer

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    I am all about joking...but it just seems strange the texts in the morning of him swearing up and down he didn't fuck the guy he shared a bed with :ugh:

    I'm pretty positive he did not send all the original texts about being gay and one if his friends did it as a joke while he was passed out...but yeah, you'll just have to speak to him today, not text, and get the whole story.
     
  17. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    sure, i've sent texts joking being gay. But it was more like "girls sucks, going gay...."
     
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    that is most definitely the sort of thing certain drunk friends would do if they got a hold of your phone... could go either way. I doubt a guy would joke about that unless he was doing it to get lulz from someone else... but there are plenty of guys who would think thats hilarious if they got a hold of a buddy's phone.
     
  19. D7

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    I meant this as ... I've had a few guys "joke" with me about being gay, but it turned out they were gay or bi.
     
  20. freckleface

    freckleface expose the raw nerve and get on with our lives...

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    There is a little truth in all bull shit !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. BoomBoomBoy

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    I can see this happening......
     
  22. Bob Brown

    Bob Brown bewshit, bewshit, bewshit

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    speak to him in person before your imagination gets too out of control !!!


    and yes guys joke about homoeroticism all the time (mostly with guy friends) !
     
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    and FIXED.
     
  24. Kev07

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    i make gay jokes (towards myself and friends) all the time :mamoru:
     
  25. Kev07

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    i tone it down a bit with women im interested in though

    ie: i wouldn't say i'll suck some guy's cock off
     

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