Trouble keeping it hard when drunk

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  1. ragnarok

    ragnarok nuclear launch detected

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    really sux... ive had way too many FML moments after taking a girl home after the bar

    i have no problem getting insta boner when sober... any help?
     
  2. ragnarok

    ragnarok nuclear launch detected

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    my playa skills are +10 when buzzed
     
  3. ACLdestroyer

    ACLdestroyer OT Supporter

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    Buzzed should usually be ok. Drink a lil less.
     
  4. DaTaSPiKe

    DaTaSPiKe Active Member

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    Me too... :wtc:

    And I'm not a big fan of drinking. :hsd:
     
  5. Drunken Karnie Midget

    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    This. If you can't get it up when you're drunk, then don't get drunk.
     
  6. CastorTroy

    CastorTroy New Member

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    Whiskey dick, quite common. Either drink less or find a new drink. I prefer Jagerbombs, even wasted on those the bits and pieces run like an energizer bunny.
     
  7. diaper eater

    diaper eater OT Supporter

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    my problem is goin limp when gettin the condom on :wtc:

    ps this isnt fs
     
  8. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    This sounds like the real issue. Learn to talk to girls sober and your problem is solved.
     
  9. hopeleslylonely

    hopeleslylonely Moo

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    Sounds more like a Vag thread, not freaky. Moving.
     
  10. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Umm, don't drink as much?
     
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    ww_Crimson New Member

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    Drink a little less, especially when you know you're goin to be heading home. Drink water throughout the night to keep yourself stable. The FEW times I've been to a bar I like to pre-game with like 2 shots before going in. I'll buy a beer when I get inside and slowly sip on it until my buzz kicks in. By then I know if I'm going to be able like 3-4 beers/drinks without being really fucked up or if I need to tone it down.
     
  12. Yail Bloor

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    :rofl: @ thread title

    here, lemme do one:

    "Trouble maintaining balance when walking on ice"

    cool that was fun
     
  13. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    dont go past 3-4 beers
     
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