MIL Tried to have sex with barracks whore and failed.

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Can you delete it now?
     
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  2. EYOB

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    That's what my roomate called her, and he's her friend.

    The first time I met her was two days ago. I was taking a nap in my room. She came in with another guy. My roommate answered the door. She's a SSGT, and the guy was a SGT. They came in my room to do an inspection of my room and myself. After they left, my roommate let me know that the SGT was actually an E-2, and the SSGT was actually a civilian....

    I'm a specialist and so is my roommate. I started to discuss the legality of those actions. So far, I have decided not to pursue any action on the civilian. But I might fuck around with the E-2 when we report to work on Monday.

    Later in the day, she came over in civies and let me know herself that it was a joke. She started to suck up to my roommate, ate some of his food in the room. We went to the troop store to get some beer. I got some, he got some, and she didn't buy anything. Later, my roommate told me that she is flat out broke, has never been in the military, and was only sucking up to him to get him to buy her some food.

    Later that day, I hang out with some guy that I soon found out, through his own admission, that he's getting kicked out after his room got raided and a pipe was found in his room. He told me he smoked weed. I didn't care, I wouldn't let such actions affect my own. I have no intention of smoking weed. But I still decided to hang out with him. Since the Brigade has already deployed to Iraq, it seems the shit bags and broke dicks are all that's left. After IRT training, I deploy late January or early Febuary. We later went to some chicks house off post to hang out. I could tell she wanted me, but didn't want to cock block my friend. But that's not who I'm talking about.

    I got back to the barracks around 3:30 in the morning leaving the pot head at the females house. I was outside of my room smoking a cig. A minute passes by and we get each other's attention. She was on the 2nd floor and I was on the 1st. Her room is on the 3rd floor. We talked about random shit, at which point she told me she has insomnia and hasn't slept for 3 days. Her hair was wet, and she told me she had nothing but a bath robe on. We talk a little bit more about random shit, then she invites me to her room. This is where I fucked up. I said, "Sure, let me go get my Xbox so we have something to do." :uh:

    It takes me like 7 minutes to get my Xbox out of my room. I tried to do it quietly since my roommate was asleep. I get to her room with the door already open. I put my stuff down and she has clothing on.

    She had a few movies available, and picked Star Wars III. We watched for a bit, she got under her sheets, So I took off my sweater and pants still haveing a long sleeve shirt and shorts. She jokingly says, "Yeah, take it off." I decided to take it literally, and took everything but my boxers off. Then I noticed my armpits stunk. I told her I was going to wash my armpits, and she said I could use her shower. I did. After words putting my boxers back on, and getting under a set of sheets different then hers. After watching the movie a bit more, her laying down on one side of the bed and me sitting on the other, I started to get upset. I'm a virgin, and this is the best chance I have at getting laid. Eventually, I told her to scoot to one side of the bed, she did, I got behind her. Then I told her to take off her clothes, She looked at me and said no. I paused for about 15 seconds being as lost I was. Then I put my hand on her waist to which she didn't react. Then I tried to slide her sweat pants down. At which point she stopped me and told me she had a boyfriend. :rolleyes:

    Feeling guilty, I stopped trying. Then we had a discussion about how fucked up we both are. She has a rage disorder as well as insomnia. The only reason she was there was because her father was/is an E-8 in the army, so apparently she has enough connections to live in the barracks and eat at the dinning facility. I, was/is a virgin, had bad social skills, and am very pessimistic. In the end I was friend-zoned.

    My roommate says I still have a chance with her. I just have to sweet talk her and buy her some food. She told me that one reason she wouldn't sleep with me was because I sounded so serious, as if I was still mad about the joke she pulled on me.

    CLIFFS: I'm still a virgin. I met a barracks whore with insomnia who wanted to fuck me, I delayed going to her room, which caused her to think that I wanted to be her friend instead of her fuck buddy.
     
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  3. Taylor Swift

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    Call PMO and tell them that you know of impersonators on base
     
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  5. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Report them immediately, sounds like they are looking to rob people.
     
  6. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    You are also guilty of sexual assault.


     
  7. EYOB

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    From what I'm told, she's been there a long time.
     
  8. EYOB

    EYOB Guest

    Retribution for her supposedly illegal act?

    Besides, I'm a passive person, and thought some form of aggression was needed. She said she grew up with a lot of guys. I thought she was expecting me to be a guy instead of acting like a little girl.
     
  9. EYOB

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    It seems a lot of people in the barracks and my unit know her. I'm not sure how snitching on her would benefit me.
     
  10. EYOB

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    Library is closing soon. I'm out.
     
  11. L Shaped Ambush

    L Shaped Ambush New Member

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    holy shit. it's destiny that u remain a virgin
     
  12. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Wow.
     
  13. Taylor Swift

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    I dunno, something about honor,courage,commitment, striving to do the right thing at all times..........:hsughno:

    I must be reading out of one outdated manual
     
  14. Casino

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    Haha wow man I don't even know what to say.
     
  15. CappyStyles

    CappyStyles New Member

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    These EYOB threads keep getting more and more insane. Does anyone know this dude IRL to like...confirm any of this? lol.
     
  16. bacdo

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    Honestly, I would just forget about it. She sounds like trouble, leave it be.
     
  17. Off

    Off Memento Mori

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  18. thekinggovernor

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    this fucking guy :rofl:
     
  19. MrRyan

    MrRyan Gary Johnson 2016 OT Supporter

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    To his credit he didn't force the issue...he tip-toed along the line but didn't cross it.

    Back to your assertion - he has no evidence on his side that he's not guilty...and could quite possibly face charges at any point the next few weeks if she decides to make something up.

    Clarifying question? Did you try to mack on the E-2 pretending to be a SGT or the Civilian? Followup Question: Did you say there is a civilian living in somebody's barracks room?

    Now back to EYOB - This is what you're going to do. This is not a recommendation this is pretty much a directive. You're going to go to your first E-7 in your chain of concern and will go to see your 1SG this week.

    Soldiers and civilians pretending to be NCOs? Not acceptable. Not tolerable and if you don't action, I will. I'll be talking to Brackac via PM and trying to determine how best to proceed but know that if you don't action this; we will.

    Lastly: You're not in the fucking marines anymore. Get that pansy ass SSGT bullshit out of here. It's Staff Sergeant or SSG. Get it right.
     
  20. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    The situation needs to be reported.
     
  21. Supernoma

    Supernoma servus publicae OT Supporter

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    :rofl: Hows does crap like this go on at bases?
     
  22. Anima

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    Just what I was wondering as well. You figure things like this wouldn't go unnoticed.
     
  23. Off

    Off Memento Mori

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    snap

    shit just got real
     
  24. Anima

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    So you're saying you got shot down and friend zoned by a fat chick?
     
  25. DawnsKayBug

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    Why the fuck would you hang out with someone who got busted with pot???
    You need to quit hanging out with people who are shady to say the least nothing positive will come out of it.

    I would rethink reporting it to your shirt. Bud of mine did what he thought "was the right thing" and he is getting the boot and so is an E-7. But hey a guy on the interweb just directed you.

    And how the fuck does an E-8s kid get in the Chow hall and have her own Dorm room?? Are E-8s a big deal or something?? Call the cops on her about whats going on you dont have to tell them your name. Let whoever is in charge of the dorm know. Call public health if you have to
     

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